From: Lynn Svedin 
Subject: Re: jokes
Date: 16 Aug 1996 00:33:09 -0400

mike wrote:
> 
> any body got any good christian jokes?
This christian man was walking through the woods one day and noticed
that a bear was stalking him.  He began to run and the huge bear gave
chase.  When it quickly became apparent that the bear was going to catch
up and eat him, the christian fell to his knees and prayed fervently,
"Please Lord, make this bear a christian."  A bolt of lightning comes
from the heavens and smacks the bear on the top of his head.  Smoke came
from his ears, nose, and mouth and the bear collapsed.

The christian proceeded to thank the Lord for the minor miracle.  After
some time, he noticed that the bear was now kneeling next to him and he
was also praying.

The man listened in on the bear's and heard the bear saying, "Thank you
Lord for this food which I'm about to eat." ;-)