I was not named after the vine in the rainforest, although most of the kids in my third grade class seemed to think so, especially this boy named Tom who wrote a report about the liana vine and enjoyed coming up to me and saying "look, I drew a picture of you!" That was the traumatizing experiance of my childhood.
I'm a senior at Stuyvesant High School and am waiting for the finals to end all my college applications to get sent so I can slack off all second term. Yep, just cut class all day and smoke up (just kidding, mom). Well, that's it. So go ahead and read my stuff now.