Quotable Quotes

Corsica is like the Alps w. palm treee.

Riding in Italy means getting passed on the Autostrada while doing 90(mph)--by a scooter.

Driving on the Autostrada means downshifting after you slow to 80.

The good thing about the rockfall in the road is that-unlike the pigs, cows, goats, sheep, and dogs-it doesn't move.

It's not a top-case, it's a Givi picnic basket.

What's the coefficient of friction of [cow, piq, sheep, goat] poo? [an error occurred while processing this directive]