About this web site

O.K., I confess, that's not really my brain. For a picture of my brain, you'll have to use one of those funky neato-keen really k00l dudez browsers, like Netscape, to view

This web site was first created in 1996 as a place to play with CGI. The inspriration for the graphic theme came about while commuting on the subway to Fox Television Studios in NYC.

This web site has:

• No cookies
• No web bugs
• No Java
• No JavaScript
• No Active-X
• No client side active content
• No PHP
• No streaming video
• No streaming audio
• No streaming fragrences
• A bit of Perl
• A dash of sh
• A touch of vi

Having a stateless web site means never having to say you're sorry.

About the brain behind Mark's Brain

As you can tell, I've got a wide range of interests. Since about December of 1993, I've been ``signing'' my e-mail with a file that's included something like:

I want a newsgroup with a infinite S/N ratio! Now taking CFV on:

rec.motorcycles.stagehands.pet-bird-owners.pinballers.unix-supporters

In that time, I've gotten quite a number of responses, including over fifteen people who fully or partially qualify for membership!

Let me know if you feel that you qualify for this exclusive, august group.