On this day I will look at my past mistakes and project them onto the future. Today I will create a crisis situation so I can feel really alive. I have a right to be physically unattractive. I will make spiritual bankruptcy my goal for the day. I have a right to change people into who I want them to be. Today I will belittle those around me as I've been belittled in the past. Extreme mood swings are my goal for the day, as they are so invigorating. I have a right to seek revenge on those who have hurt me, and so today I'll begin to intricately plot against them. Today I will surround myself with unhealthy people so that I may feel superior to them. Today I celebrate the fact that my underdeveloped sense of identity allows me to fit into a wide range of situations. Today I will only do things for which I receive very clear approval or applause. My choices are limited; therefore, I must rigidly stick to the plan I have outlined for myself. Today I will start a project only so I can later abandon it because of my perfectionistic standards. Today I will lie in bed and wallow in self-pity. Today I will purposefully fuel someone's worst fears. While in conversation today, I will practice keeping a mental inventory of other people's stupidity. Today I will practice playing the victim with my friends and coworkers. This year I will save money by not buying birthday cards for anyone; I will tell everyone their card must have been lost in the mail. I have the hardest life. Today I will hoard something I was denied as a child.