A blond walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for an anal
deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The lady
insists that she bought her last one from this store. The assistant passes
the lady on to the pharmacist, who explains that the store has never stocked
such an item.

The blond explains she bought her last one from this store only
weeks ago and has done so for several years. The pharmacist asks the lady to
bring in her last purchase and he will try to match the product.

The following day, the blond returns to the pharmacy and shows the
deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks
this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick
variety.

The blond explains that instructions on the reverse side
state, "Push up bottom to use."