Gresham, OR, Aug 1996 -- The Portland Oregonian states a man
wound up in the hospital, but didn't know exactly what happened to him --
He was talking with friend, then turned to leave, and "the next thing he
knew the antenna on his 1984 Fiero was up his nose." The article states that
the antenna "pierced his nasal membrane, his sinus membrane and entered his
brain cavity, where it destroyed his pituitary gland."