If you wish me to throw a couple of sentences together and call it a review for any of the below films, drop a line.

+ - Indicates a film seen only on the small screen. Grade should be taken with a tad more salt than usual.

A (masterpieces)

Hamlet

A- (highly recommended)

The Idiots
Kadosh

B+ (I'd happily see them again)

The Big Kahuna
Chicken Run
Gladiator
The Kestrel's Eye
Kikujiro
Not One Less
Orphans
Set Me Free
Top of the Food Chain
Wonder Boys

B (worth seeking out)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Adrenaline Drive
Beau Travail
Boiler Room
Center Stage
Dream of Light
Erin Brockovich
Getting to Know You
Gun Shy
Love and Basketball
Me, Myself, & Irene
Mifune
New Waterford Girl
A Pornographic Affair
Road Trip
Shaft
What Planet Are You From?

B- (marginally recommended)

All I Wanna Do
American Psycho
Claire Dolan
Fantasia 2000
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
Love's Labour's Lost
Shanghai Noon
Titan A.E.
The Whole Nine Yards

C+ (almost-but-not-quite decent)

Dinosaur
L'Humanite
Joe Gould's Secret
Keeping the Faith
Mission to Mars
Scream 3
28 Days
U-571

C (mediocre films of marginal interest)

Croupier
Jesus' Son
Judy Berlin
Mission: Impossible II
The Ninth Gate
Praise
Return to Me
Small Time Crooks
Trixie
The Wind Will Carry Us
Wonderland

C- (almost-but-not-quite awful)

The Cup
Drowning Mona
The Perfect Storm

D+ (awful, but with some redeeming bits)

D (worth consciously avoiding)

Where the Heart Is

F (total disasters fit for MST3K)