These are the films I have seen in 2009 AD. * in front of a film means I saw it sitting on my (or someone else's) couch. / at the front and and end indicates this isn't my first experience with said film. + indicates a projected video showing.

225. (31 Dec) *Crashing (2007, Gary Walkow) [A-]
224. (31 Dec) *The Maiden Heist (2009, Peter Hewitt) [B-]
223. (29 Dec) The Young Victoria (2009, Jean-Marc Vallee) [C]
222. (29 Dec) Broken Embraces (2009, Pedro Almodovar) [A-]
221. (29 Dec) The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009, Terry Gilliam) [C]
220. (28 Dec) Up in the Air (2009, Jason Reitman) [B]
219. (27 Dec) *Battle in Outer Space (1959, Ishiro Honda) [C]
218. (26 Dec) /*The Dark Crystal/ (1982, Jim Henson) [B-]
217. (25 Dec) Sherlock Holmes (2009, Guy Ritchie) [C+]
216. (24 Dec) /*Bewitched/ (2005, Nora Ephron) [C+]
215. (18 Dec) A Town Called Panic (2009, Stephane Aubier & Vincent Patar) [B-]
214. (18 Dec) My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done? (2009, Werner Herzog) [B-]
213. (18 Dec) Ricky (2009, Francois Ozon) [B]
212. (16 Dec) Planet 51 (2009, Jorge Blanco) [C]
211. (16 Dec) *The Window (2008, Carlos Sorin) [B]
210. (14 Dec) Invictus (2009, Clint Eastwood) [B]
209. (13 Dec) *Afterschool (2008, Antonio Campos) [A-]
208. (10 Dec) *World's Greatest Dad (2009, Bobcat Goldthwait) [B-]
207. (08 Dec) *Timecrimes (2007, Nacho Vigolando) [B-]
206. (07 Dec) Everybody's Fine (2009, Kirk Jones) [C-]
205. (06 Dec) Brothers (2009, Jim Sheridan) [C]
204. (03 Dec) *O'Horten (2007, Bent Hamer) [C+]
203. (01 Dec) *Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009, Shawn Levy) [C-]
202. (28 Nov) The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009, Rebecca Miller) [C]
201. (28 Nov) M. Hulot's Holiday (1953, Jacques Tati) [B-]
200. (28 Nov) The Road (2009, John Hillcoat) [B]
199. (27 Nov) /*Ocean's Eleven/ (2001, Steven Soderberg) [B up from B-]
198. (25 Nov) *The Merry Gentleman (2008, Michael Keaton) [B-]
197. (24 Nov) Pirate Radio (2009, Richard Curtis) [D+]
196. (23 Nov) *Staten Island (2009, James DeMonaco) [C]
195. (21 Nov) Dare (2009, Adam Salky) [B]
194. (21 Nov) Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009, Wes Anderson) [A-]
193. (21 Nov) Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009, Werner Herzog) [B]
192. (18 Nov) 2012 (2009, Roland Emmerich) [C]
191. (17 Nov) /*Star Trek/ (2009, J.J. Abrams) [B+]
190. (14 Nov) An Education (2009, Lone Scherfig) [C+]
189. (14 Nov) /The Red Shoes/ (1948, Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger) [A]
188. (13 Nov) *The Room (2003, Tommy Wiseau) [D]
187. (12 Nov) *Lake Tahoe (2008, Fernando Eimbcke) [B]
186. (10 Nov) The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009, Grant Heslov) [C]
185. (08 Nov) The Box (2009, Richard Kelly) [B-]
184. (07 Nov) Couples Retreat (2009, Peter Billingsley) [C+]
183. (04 Nov) Where the Wild Things Are (2009, Spike Jonze) [C+]
182. (31 Oct) *Killshot (2008, John Madden) [B-]
181. (27 Oct) *Besieged Fortress (2006, Phillipe Calderon) [C+]
180. (25 Oct) Wild River (1960, Elia Kazan) [A-]
179. (25 Oct) Antichrist (2009, Lars von Trier) [B]
178. (22 Oct) *Land of the Lost (2009, Brad Silberling) [C-]
177. (20 Oct) Black Dynamite (2009, Scott Sanders) [B]
176. (17 Oct) Bronson (2008, Nicolas Winding Refn) [C]
175. (17 Oct) Coco Before Chanel (2009, Anne Fontaine) [B-]
174. (16 Oct) *Love Affair, or the Case of the Missing Switchboard Operator (1967, Dusan Makavejev) [B]
173. (12 Oct) *Rendez-Vous (1985, Andre Techine) [C+]
172. (10 Oct) Zombieland (2009, Ruben Fleischer) [B-]
171. (09 Oct) Mother (2009, Bong Joon-Ho) [A-]
170. (09 Oct) Around a Small Mountain (2009, Jacques Rivette) [B-]
sXX. (09 Oct) Plastic Bag (2009, Raman Bahrani) [B+]
169. (07 Oct) *Battle for Terra (2007, Aristomenis Tsirbas) [B-]
168. (04 Oct) Hadewijch (2009, Bruno Dumont) [B-]
167. (04 Oct) Independencia (2009, Raya Martin) [C-]
166. (04 Oct) A Serious Man (2009, Ethan & Joel Coen) [C+]
165. (03 Oct) /Toy Story 2/ (1999, John Lasseter) [A]
164. (03 Oct) /Toy Story/ (1995, John Lasseter) [A]
163. (03 Oct) *Brief Interviews with Hideous Men (2009, John Krasinski) [C-]
162. (02 Oct) Whip It (2009, Drew Barrymore) [B-]
161. (02 Oct) The Invention of Lying (2009, Steve Gervais & Matthew Robinson) [B-]
160. (28 Sep) Jennifer's Body (2009, Karyn Kusama) [C]
159. (26 Sep) Eccentricities of a Blonde-Haired Girl (2009, Manoel de Oliveira) [C+]
158. (26 Sep) Bright Star (2009, Jane Campion) [B+]
157. (25 Sep) Surrogates (2009, Jonathan Mostow) [D]
156. (20 Sep) Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009, Phil Lord & Steve Miler) [A-]
155. (20 Sep) Paris (2008, Cedric Klapisch) [C]
154. (18 Sep) The Informant! (2009, Steven Soderbergh) [B]
153. (16 Sep) Whiteout (2009, Dominic Sena) [B-]
152. (16 Sep) *The Informers (2009, Gregor Jordan) [C-]
151. (13 Sep) A Swedish Love Story (1970, Roy Andersson) [B+]
150. (13 Sep) My One and Only (2009, Richard Loncraine) [B-]
149. (09 Sep) 9 (2009, Shane Acker) [C+]
148. (07 Sep) *Northanger Abbey (2007, Jon Jones) [B-]
147. (06 Sep) The Headless Woman (2008, Lucretia Martel) [B+]
s24. (05 Sep) *Number Three: Interwoven (1947, Harry Smith) [B+]
146. (04 Sep) Extract (2009, Mike Judge) [B-]
145. (02 Sep) *The Friends of Eddie Coyle (1973, Peter Yates) [A-]
144. (01 Sep) Taking Woodstock (2009, Ang Lee) [D+]
143. (29 Aug) *Sita Sings the Blues (2008, Nina Paley) [B]
142. (23 Aug) Inglourious Basterds (2009, Quentin Tarantino) [A-]
141. (22 Aug) *Show People (1928, King Vidor) [B-]
140. (20 Aug) The Time Traveler's Wife (2009, Robert Schwentke) [B-]
139. (17 Aug) Ponyo (2008, Hayao Miyazaki) [B+]
138. (16 Aug) Cold Souls (2009, Sophie Barthes) [C-]
137. (16 Aug) Beeswax (2009, Andrew Bujawlski) [C+]
136. (15 Aug) A Perfect Getaway (2009, David Twohy) [B]
135. (13 Aug) /*How to Steal a Million/ (1966, William Wyler) [B]
134. (05 Aug) Funny People (2009, Judd Apatow) [A-]
133. (04 Aug) *What Did You Do in the War, Daddy? (1966, Blake Edwards) [B-]
132. (01 Aug) Lorna's Silence (2008, Jean-Pierre & Luc Dardenne) [B]
131. (01 Aug) Thirst (2009, Chan-Wook Park) [B-]
130. (31 Jul) The Ugly Truth (2009, Robert Luketic) [C+]
129. (30 Jul) *Fast & Furious (2009, Justin Lin) [C+]
128. (29 Jul) *Father Goose (1964, Phil Nelson) [C]
127. (27 Jul) *The Answer Man (2009, John Hindman) [C-]
126. (24 Jul) Somers Town (2008, Shane Meadows) [A-]
125. (24 Jul) In the Loop (2009, Armond Iannucci) [B+]
124. (20 Jul) *For All Mankind (1989, Al Reinart) [B+]
123. (18 Jul) Whatever Works (2009, Woody Allen) [D+]
122. (18 Jul) (500) Days of Summer (2009, Marc Webb) [B]
121. (18 Jul) The Hurt Locker (2008, Kathryn Bigelow) [A]
120. (16 Jul) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009, David Yates) [B+]
119. (12 Jul) Bruno (2009, Larry Charles) [C]
118. (11 Jul) Humpday (2009, Lynn Shelton) [B]
117. (11 Jul) Cheri (2009, Stephen Frears) [B-]
116. (08 Jul) *Fear(s) of the Dark (2007, Various) [C]
115. (03 Jul) *The Pink Panther 2 (2009, Harald Zwart) [C]
114. (03 Jul) Public Enemies (2009, Michael Mann) [B-]
113. (28 Jun) Transformers: Revenge of the Falllen (2009, Michael Bay) [D+]
112. (27 Jun) /*Commando/ (1985, Mark L. Lester) [B-]
111. (23 Jun) *Zabriskie Point (1970, Michelangelo Antonioni) [C+]
110. (20 Jun) Brighton Rock (1947, John Boulting) [B]
109. (20 Jun) $9.99 (2008, Tatia Rosenthal) [C]
108. (20 Jun) Tetro (2009, Francis Ford Coppola) [B+]
107. (19 Jun) The Proposal (2009, Anne Fletcher) [B-]
106. (17 Jun) /*The Hit/ (1984, Stephen Frears) [A]
105. (13 Jun) Moon (2009, Duncan Jones) [B+]
104. (13 Jun) Away We Go (2009, Sam Mendes) [B-]
103. (07 Jun) *Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009, Ace Hannah) [D]
Basically, 5% Awesomely Stupid, 3% Hilariously Bad, 92% Boring Garbage.
102. (05 Jun) The Hangover (2009, Todd Phillips) [B-]
101. (30 May) Pontypool (2008, Bruce McDonald) [B+]
100. (29 May) Up (2009, Pete Docter) [A-]
s23. (29 May) Partly Cloudy (2009, Peter Sohn) [B]
099. (28 May) *What Doesn't Kill You (2008, Brian Goodman) [C]
098. (25 May) *Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009, Steve Carr) [C]
097. (25 May) *Far and Away (1992, Ron Howard) [C+]
096. (25 May) *Outlander (2008, Howard McCain) [C]
095. (24 May) Jerichow (2008, Christian Petzold) [B]
094. (24 May) The Girlfriend Experience (2009, Steven Soderbergh) [B]
093. (23 May) Terminator Salvation (2009, McG) [C]
092. (22 May) /*A Bug's Life/ (1998, John Lasseter & Andrew Staunton) [A]
091. (22 May) *Fanboys (2008, Kyle Newman) [C+]
090. (19 May) *Man of Flowers (1983, Paul Cox) [C]
089. (18 May) /*Star Trek: The Motion Picture/ (1979, Robert Wise) [B-]
088. (16 May) Angels & Demons (2009, Ron Howard) [C]
087. (15 May) /*X2/ (2003, Bryan Singer) [B]
s22. (14 May) *Flight (1997, Les LeVeque) [C+]
s21. (14 May) *New York Portrait #2 (1981, Peter Hutton) [B-]
s20. (14 May) *Boston Fire (1979, Peter Hutton) [B]
086. (13 May) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009, Gavin Hood) [C]
085. (10 May) *The Good Guys and the Bad Guys (1969, Burt Kennedy) [B-]
084. (09 May) The Criminal Code (1931, Howard Hawks) [B-]
083. (09 May) I Was a Fugitive From a Chain Gang (1932, Mervyn LeRoy) [B+]
082. (09 May) The Limits of Control (2009, Jim Jarmusch) [D+]
081. (09 May) Julia (2008, Erick Zonca) [A-]
080. (09 May) *OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006, Michel Hazanavicius) [B]
079. (08 May) Star Trek (2009, J.J. Abrams) [B+]
078. (03 May) *Seven Pounds (2008, Gabriele Muccino) [C]
077. (30 Apr) Observe and Report (2009, Jody Hill) [C]
076. (30 Apr) *Doc Savage, the Man of Bronze (1975, Michael Anderson) [D+]
075. (28 Apr) 17 Again (2009, Burr Steers) [C-]
074. (24 Apr) *A Room with a View (1985, James Ivory) [B]
073. (24 Apr) *Murder at the Vanities (1934, Mitchell Leisen) [C+]
072. (21 Apr) /*X-Men/ (2000, Bryan Singer) [B-]
071. (19 Apr) State of Play (2009, Kevin Macdonald) [C+]
070. (19 Apr) *The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951, Robert Wise) [B-]
069. (18 Apr) Sugar (2008, Ryan Fleck & Anna Boden) [B-]
068. (18 Apr) Lymelife (2008, Derick Martini) [B]
067. (17 Apr) Crank: High Voltage (2009, Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor) [B]
066. (12 Apr) /*Fly Away Home/ (1996, Carroll Ballard) [A-]
065. (12 Apr) *Cleopatra (1934, Cecil B. DeMille) [C]
064. (11 Apr) I Love You, Man (2009, John Hamburg) [B]
063. (04 Apr) Home (2008, Ursula Meier) [B]
062. (04 Apr) Goodbye Solo (2008, Ramin Bahrani) [B]
061. (04 Apr) Shall We Kiss? (2007, Emmanuel Mouret) [C-]
060. (03 Apr) *Vanishing Point (1971, Richard Sarafian) [B-]
059. (01 Apr) *I Served the King of England (2006, Jiri Menzel) [B]
058. (30 Mar) /*Days of Thunder/ (1990, Tony Scott) [B-]
057. (27 Mar) Monsters vs. Aliens (2009, Rob Letterman & Conrad Vernon) [B-]
056. (22 Mar) Duplicity (2009, Tony Gilroy) [A-]
055. (21 Mar) Sunshine Cleaning (2008, Christine Jeffs) [C]
054. (21 Mar) Hunger (2008, Steve McQueen) [A-]
053. (21 Mar) The Great Buck Howard (2008, Sean McGinly) [B-]
052. (20 Mar) *Punisher: War Zone (2008, Lexi Alexander) [B-]
051. (18 Mar) *Viva (2007, Anna Biller) [B]
In its way, something of a masterpiece; *everything* in the movie is a phenomenomally dead-on replication of early 70's softcore -- the wooden acting, the flat lighting, the ludicrously vivid decor. Not entirely sure, though, what the point is supposed to be.
050. (16 Mar) *Being There (1979, Hal Ashby) [B-]
049. (15 Mar) *Thunderball (1965, Terence Young) [B]
048. (15 Mar) *Sisters of the Gion (1936, Kenji Mizoguchi) [B+]
047. (13 Mar) Race to Witch Mountain (2009, Andy Fickman) [C+]
046. (10 Mar) *In the Electric Mist (2009, Bertrand Tavernier) [C]
045. (08 Mar) Tokyo! (2008, Michel Gondry / Leos Carax / Bong Joon-Ho) [C - but more like C/D+/C+]
044. (08 Mar) Phoebe in Wonderland (2008, Daniel Barnz) [B+]
043. (07 Mar) Watchmen (2009, Zack Snyder) [B+]
042. (07 Mar) *Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982, Carl Reiner) [D+]
Some good lines early on, but the conceit of old film clips inserted into a silly hardboiled parody wears thin quick. The Bribe does look like an awesome film to check out someday, though.
041. (06 Mar) Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009, P.J. Hogan) [B-]
040. (06 Mar) Taken (2008, Pierre Morel) [B]
039. (04 Mar) *Choke (2008, Clark Gregg) [C]
038. (01 Mar) *A Passage to India (1984, David Lean) [B+]
037. (28 Feb) *Dead Like Me: Life After Death (2009, Stephen Herek) [B-]
036. (27 Feb) He's Just Not That Into You (2009, Ken Kwapis) [C]
035. (27 Feb) *My Name Is Bruce (2007, Bruce Campbell) [C-]
034. (24 Feb) *Dorothy Mills (2008, Agnes Merlet) [C]
033. (21 Feb) *The Lodger (2008, David Ondaatje) [D]
032. (18 Feb) /*King Kong/ (2005, Peter Jackson) [A-]
031. (15 Feb) The Class (2008, Laurent Cantet) [B]
030. (15 Feb) Two Lovers (2008, James Gray) [A-]
029. (15 Feb) Gomorrah (2008, Matteo Garrone) [B]
028. (14 Feb) The International (2009, Tom Twyker) [C+]
027. (13 Feb) /*Dan in Real Life/ (2007, Peter Hedges) [B+]
026. (11 Feb) *Chaplin (1992, Richard Attenborough) [C+]
025. (08 Feb) Push (2009, Paul McGuigan) [C+]
024. (07 Feb) Man's Castle (1933, Frank Borzage) [C+]
s19. (07 Feb) /Three Little Pigs/ (1933, Burt Gillett) [B+]
023. (07 Feb) American Madness (1932, Frank Capra) [A]
s18. (07 Feb) Hot Dog (2008, Bill Plympton) [C+]
s17. (07 Feb) Gopher Broke (2004, Doug Fowler) [C+]
s16. (07 Feb) Skhizein (2008, Jeremy Clapin) [B-]
s15. (07 Feb) John and Karen (2007, Matthew Walker) [B-]
s14. (07 Feb) Varmints (2008, Marc Craste) [C+]
s13. (07 Feb) /Presto/ (2008, Doug Sweetland) [B+]
s12. (07 Feb) This Way Up (2008, Adam Foulkes & Alan Smith) [B-]
s11. (07 Feb) La maison en petits cubes (2008, Kunio Kato) [C]
s10. (07 Feb) Oktopodi (2007, One Frenchman for Every 30 Seconds) [B]
s09. (07 Feb) Lavatory Lovestory (2007, Konstantin Bronzit) [C]
s08. (07 Feb) Manon on the Asphalt (2007, Elizabeth Marre & Olivier Pont) [B+]
s07. (07 Feb) The Pig (2008, Dorthe Warno Hogh) [B]
s06. (07 Feb) Toyland (2007, Jochen Alexander Freydank) [C]
s05. (07 Feb) New Boy (2007, Steph Green) [B-]
s04. (07 Feb) On the Line (2007, Reto Caffi) [B]
022. (06 Feb) Coraline (2009, Henry Selick) [A-]
021. (04 Feb) *RockNRolla (2008, Guy Ritchie) [C+]
020. (01 Feb) /*13 Going on 30/ (2004, Gary Winick) [B]
019. (24 Jan) Inkheart (2008, Iain Softley) [C]
018. (24 Jan) /*Stir of Echoes/ (1999, David Koepp) [B-]
017. (21 Jan) *Le Voyage en douce (1980, Michel Deville) [C-]
A little reading after the fact revealed that the screenplay was a pretext for 15 different sexual anecdotes from 15 writers, which transformed the film from a hair-scratching curiosity to a failed stunt.
016. (19 Jan) Bride Wars (2009, Gary Winick) [C-]
015. (17 Jan) /*Juno/ (2007, Jason Reithman) [B+]
014. (17 Jan) *Babylon A.D. (2008, Matthieu Kassovitz) [D+]
For the first hour, it's strong SF world-building fronted by a tepid going-from-point-A-to-point-B plot. Then it gets into a farrago of messiah complexes, supercomputers, viral bombs, and generally loopy ideas flying fast and furious until it more or less stops out of sheer exhaustion.
s03. (15 Jan) *Meshes of the Afternoon (1943, May Deren & Alexander Hammid) [B+]
013. (14 Jan) Doubt (2008, John Patrick Shanley) [B+]
012 (11 Jan) Milk (2008, Gus van Sant) [B]
011. (11 Jan) Revolutionary Road (2008, Sam Mendes) [B]
s02. (11 Jan) *A Study in Choreography for Camera (1945, Maya Deren) [B]
010. (11 Jan) *The Wackness (2008, Jonathan Levine) [B+]
009. (09 Jan) *Death Race (2008, Paul W.S. Anderson) [C]
008. (07 Jan) *The Untouchables (1987, Brian De Palma) [B+]
007. (05 Jan) *Wanted (2008, Timur Bekmambetov) [C+]
Nowhere near as hateful as it sounded, or as ADD-riddled as Night Watch. It's just entertainingly disposable action nonsense.
006. (04 Jan) Marley and Me (2008, David Frankel) [B]
005. (04 Jan) Slumdog Millionaire (2008, Danny Boyle) [C]
004. (03 Jan) Bigger Than Life (1956, Nicholas Ray) [B+]
003. (03 Jan) The Secret of the Grain (2007, Abdellatef Ketciche) [A-]
s01. (03 Jan) +Spontaneous Generation (2007, Andy Cahill) [C-]
002. (02 Jan) The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008, David Fincher) [B-]
001. (01 Jan) The Tale of Desperaux (2008, Sam Fell & Robert Stevenhagen) [D+]
Shut the fuck up, cloying narrator with the voice of Sigourney Weaver.