If you wish me to throw a couple of sentences together and call it a review for any of the below films, drop a line.

+ - Indicates a film seen only on the small screen. Grade should be taken with a tad more salt than usual.

A (masterpieces)

Les Amants du Pont-Neuf
Being John Malkovich
The End of the Affair
Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.
The Straight Story

A- (highly recommended)

Black Cat, White Cat
The Blair Witch Project
The Dreamlife of Angels
Dry Cleaning
The Iron Giant
Of Freaks and Men
Show Me Love
Three Kings
The Winslow Boy

B+ (I'd happily see them again)

All About My Mother
American Beauty
After Life
Autumn Tale
The Book of Life
Boys Don't Cry
Fight Club
The First Night of My Life
Galaxy Quest
Hands on a Hardbody
The Matrix
A Moment of Innocence
My Name is Joe
October Sky
Toy Story 2
A Walk on the Moon
The War Zone

B (worth seeking out)

American Movie
The Apple
Children of Heaven
The Cider House Rules
The Class Trip
Cruel Intentions
The Emperor and the Assassin
Girl, Interrupted
God Said, "Ha!"
The Insider
Jeanne and the Perfect Guy
Lake Placid
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
The Mummy
Mystery Men
Never Been Kissed
Notting Hill
Playing by Heart
Princess Mononoke
+The Red Violin
Ride with the Devil
The Sixth Sense
Sleepy Hollow
South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
The Sticky Fingers of Time
Those Who Love Me Can Take the Train
The Wall
West Beirut

B- (marginally recommended)

Anywhere But Here
Arlington Road
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Dr. Akagi
+For Love of the Game
The Hole
Liberty Heights
The Love Letter
+Lovers of the Arctic Circle
+Mystery, Alaska
Office Space
Run Lola Run
Les Sanguinaires
Six Ways to Sunday
Stuart Little
Summer of Sam
Sweet and Lowdown
10 Things I Hate About You
+The Thirteenth Floor
The Thomas Crown Affair
Twin Falls Idaho

C+ (almost-but-not-quite decent)

American Pie
Analyze This
Cradle Will Rock
Desert Blue
Eyes Wide Shut
+In Dreams
The Limey
A Map of the World
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Miss Julie
The Muse
The School of Flesh
She's All That
+Simply Irrestible

C (mediocre films of marginal interest)

+At First Sight
Blast from the Past
The Bone Collector
Cabaret Balkan
The Deep End of the Ocean
Felicia's Journey
Forces of Nature
Hideous Kinky
An Ideal Husband
Man on the Moon
Mansfield Park
My Best Fiend
+The Out-of-Towners
The Phantom Menace
Pushing Tin
+The Rage: Carrie 2
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The 24 Hour Woman
200 Cigarettes
+Virtual Sexuality
The World Is Not Enough

C- (almost-but-not-quite awful)

Any Given Sunday
Bringing Out the Dead
Cookie's Fortune
+Deep Blue Sea
+Double Jeopardy
+The Haunting
Mickey Blue Eyes

D+ (awful, but with some redeeming bits)

The Astronaut's Wife
The General's Daughter
The Loss of Sexual Innocence

D (worth consciously avoiding)

The Castle
The Corruptor
Holy Smoke
julien donkey-boy
Wild Wild West

F (total disasters fit for MST3K)