About These Reviews



(Note: Titles with a grade appended are linked directly to my Time Out New York review)

  • Aberdeen [C]
  • AI [C+]
  • The American Nightmare
  • Amores Perros [B]
  • Anita Takes a Chance
  • The Anniversary Party [C+]
  • Antitrust [D]
  • Audition [A-]
  • Auggie Rose [C+]
  • Bandits [C+]
  • Beautiful Creatures [D]
  • Black Hawk Down [B-]
  • Bread and Roses [C]
  • Bridget Jones's Diary [C]
  • Brother [B-]
  • The Business of Strangers [C]
  • Chain Camera [B-]
  • Chloe
  • Chopper [B+]
  • Code Unknown [B+]
  • The Crimson Rivers
  • Cure [1997]
  • The Curse of the Jade Scorpion [C-]
  • The Day I Became a Woman [B+]
  • Dead or Alive [C]
  • The Deep End [C]
  • Disco Pigs
  • Divided We Fall [C-]
  • Don's Plum
  • Driven [C]
  • Enemy at the Gates
  • Eureka [B+]
  • Evolution [D+]
  • Everybody's Famous
  • Faithless [B-]
  • Farewell, Home Sweet Home [B-]
  • The Fast and the Furious [B-]
  • Fast Food Fast Women [C]
  • Fat Girl [second viewing, 2011]
  • Félix et Lola [sorta]
  • The Fluffer [C]
  • The Foul King
  • Ghost World [A-]
  • Ginger Snaps [B+]
  • The Gleaners and I
  • Go Tigers! [B-]
  • The Golden Bowl [B-]
  • Gosford Park [B]
  • Hamlet [C+] [in iambic pentameter, though it's hard to tell with this layout]
  • Hannibal [C+]
  • Heartbreakers [C+]
  • Heist [B]
  • Help!!!
  • In the Mood for Love [A-]
  • Intimacy [C-]
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [C+]
  • Jiang Hu -- "The Triad Zone"
  • Joint Security Area
  • Journey to the Sun [C]
  • Joy Ride [B-]
  • Jurassic Park III [C]
  • The King Is Alive [B-]
  • L.I.E. [C-]
  • La Ciénaga [C+]
  • Last Resort [B-]
  • The Legend of Rita [C]
  • Little Otik [B+]
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [B-]
  • Lost and Delirious
  • Love/Juice
  • The Luzhin Defence [D+]
  • The Magnet [C+]
  • The Man Who Wasn't There [A]
  • Memento (there's also a longer version)
  • The Mexican [B+]
  • The Million Dollar Hotel [D+]
  • Monkeybone [C+]
  • Monsters, Inc. [B+]
  • Moulin Rouge [B]
  • Mulholland Dr. [A-]
  • The Mummy Returns [C]
  • Mysterious Object at Noon
  • The New Country
  • Nico and Dani ("Krámpack") [B-]
  • Nine Queens
  • No Man's Land [B]
  • O [C]
  • Ocean's Eleven [B]
  • 101 Reykjavik [B]
  • Our Lady of the Assassins [C]
  • Our Song
  • Panic [C]
  • Planet of the Apes [C-]
  • The Pledge
  • The Princess and the Warrior
  • Pulse
  • The River [1997]
  • The Road Home
  • The Royal Tenenbaums [B]
  • Sexy Beast [B-]
  • Shrek [C-]
  • Signs & Wonders [C]
  • Smell of Camphor, Fragrance of Jasmine [C]
  • Snatch [C+]
  • So Close to Paradise [1998]
  • Spy Kids [C]
  • Startup.com [B]
  • The Tailor of Panama [C]
  • Tape [B-]
  • Tell Me Something [C]
  • Thomas in Love [B]
  • Together [B-]
  • The Town Is Quiet [C+]
  • Training Day [A-]
  • Under the Sand [B-]
  • Va Savoir [B+]
  • Vanilla Sky [B-]
  • Wadd: The Life & Times of John C. Holmes [B]
  • Waking Life [B]
  • The Weight of Water
  • Werckmeister Harmonies [C-]
  • The Widow of Saint-Pierre [B+]
  • Wit
  • With a Friend Like Harry [B-]

    Haiku reviews of a bunch of other films I didn't have time to address properly.