Most people who use email put some little thing in their signature file to individualize their mail. I have way too many such little things.
Using Perl, I have the ability to place a random thing in my sig file. The list of random... well, *stuff* follows.
"There is a thin line between genius and insanity - I have erased that
line." - Oscar Levant
"This is Mace's planet. We Just Live here."
"Chicken Wire?" - Lou Marini
The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
The Teletubbies are coming to America.
They must be stopped!
Got Perl?
"We're dumber than squirrels. We hear voices and do what they
"Your point being..." - Homer Simpson
"Perhaps *the* Monty Python Scholar in America today"
All hail El Cabeza Del Oro!
Free Randal Schwartz!
"You can lead a bigot to water, but if you don't tie him up, you can't
"Que?" - Manuel
"Soup on all fours?"
"A Marine that says 'gee whiz'? What's he gonna do, storm the
"It's all eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice." - Madness
"Hey you! Don't watch dat! Watch thees! This is the heavy, heavy
"It's all in the mind." - Madness
"I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the
"Shrink your opponents' heads before they shrink yours!" - The
"In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and
"...for all you know we're a bunch of malcontents who couldn't get
"You don't understand. He *had* to murder the nun and harvest her
"Now everyone, grep your pod, and we'll begin..." - John Porter in
"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated! Nah, only kidding. We're
The Inferno video is really in colour.
"scanf() is evil."
i gave up on every non-perl language because I had too much real work
[Insert Angus Prune Tune here]
TINC, fnord, tinc.
"We Americans stand on the shoulders of freaks." - Doctor Demento
"I may have been away with the Grapefruit-Powered Electric Zebras by
"I go where I will and I do what I can" - Henry Fool
Why *isn't* there a Widget::Gonzo module?
"Anybody's apt to trip."
"That's one of the tragedies of this life: that the men most in need
"You can't give a 4 to truth." - Saul Williams
"If you want a real optimist, look up Ray Bradbury. Guy's nuts.
"Well, sure, being a ruthless godless dictator is fun, but it's all
"Life is so hard, you know that sometimes it seems the good guys only
"Something I'm hoping to achieve is, rather than have the film look
* Nathan_Roberts screams out loud, "IS THIS ENTIRE CHANNEL COMPOSED
"i don't play lead. it interferes with my drinking." - Malcolm Young
"If it's not Jewish, it's CRAP!:)" - IsraelBeta on #DWC
"You're quite free to convert your strings to byte arrays and do the
perl is a language, and as such, is about as Y2K compliant as
"Take myself, subtract films, and the remainder is zero"
"Last year in Oregon, Summer fell on a *tuesday*. That was it. One
"Well, anyone can talk sense..." - The Doctor (4th)
"What is this Japanese preoccupation with the name Ken???" - Tom Servo
"I'll keep him as an insurance policy, since, unfortunately, I can't
Perl should only be studied as a second language. A good first
Perl can certainly be used as a first computer language, but it was
Well of *course* Perl should not be taught to everyone. It should only
Honk if you love Perl! (or strawberries!) - Larry Wall
I drink to my coming cirrhosis... - Charles Aznavour
When I was a little man/Play-Doh came in a little can/
"When the bug expands, I contract. When it contracts, I expand. And
I have 'somefunc' bound to the 'any' key.
"It was failure proof technology"
Any sufficiently advanced technology is compatible with magic.
"Perl Porters, Inc. today announced the release of version .006 of
In the silence that followed, Homer was heard to mutter,
This is Pop - XTC
We thought we were the best thing since sliced nuclear energy... We
Shut up, listen, and dance. - Madness
Riding around on a horse while wearing a loincloth with one's gut
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
You get the idea that if Apple won a 90% market share, bought out
Just Install Perl. - Chris Nandor
... we didn't know what the hell we were doing, but we did it loud.
All the study in the world doesn't make it science - Paul Weller
Learned? You must be crazy. Do you think I could play as badly as
Chipmunks are go! - Madness
For the Forth aficionados reading this column, I offer my idea of the
perl -e '$_ = (join "", (map (chr, (shift =~ /.../g))));print "$_\n"
Sorry - when I booted up this morning, the 'use English' in one of my
Hat! Hat! Hat! - piglet@piglet.org
Hey, Siegfried! Pick an accent and stick with it!
I shall \0x0D - Nathan Roberts
however, if people don't like Perl, they don't have to use it. they
He looked like Elvis '75 - Puffed up but still alive
I've tried subtlely - Game Theory
i like Sample A because it tastes great and is less typing.
Please do not throw hands at me. - D84, Robots Of Death
"Do not look at the cursor! Look where the cursor points!"
"You're on dry land! Squeaky Whale can't save you now!"
"I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have
"I think I'd better sit down."
I'm going to start off talking by about postmodernism. After that,
SURF MUSIC makes EVERYTHING better! - Tom Servo
Uh, yeah. Well, that's my mistake for the year...
Well (s)he is only a type of deer after all so its particularly
perl -e 'print "Just another P$0-r-l hacker"'
Trust the computer industry to shorten the term "Year 2000" to Y2K.
My theory is that his ignorance clouded his poor judgement.
Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and the conclusions were right
People don't buy our products because they want a 1/2 inch drill, they
I'm already not yet convinced. - Larry Wall
'Don't be tempted to veer off!'
"supported" is an MS term that means the function exists. The fact
Note that reversing a cable at BOTH ends is likely to result in perfect
I'm occasionally callous and strange. - Willow
Linguists don't know much, but they do know that nobody can succeed in
What a sad commentary on our society that we have produced movies so
America leads the world in shocks.
Chemistry is easy. It's just like witchcraft, but with less newt.
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
I expect my version of ESP::Psychic will be ready sometime last week.
We honestly don't want to see another technicolored cow.
He was from the planet Blobnar.
Don't be afraid, we're only elves.
Okay, that's it. 30 days no computer use penalty for being stupid
"Well, to make this story the way it should be done we will
Pancakes is the better part of valor - Toothgnip
"It must be difficult being such a visionary."
Your pluck is admirable. However, arguing for a 'pure computer
We went on holiday by mistake - Withnail
"Cracking keys to free the world from web/cgi questions!"
... nononono. And to use nonononono just to negate that is, uhm,
If I ever saw this in real code I'd beat the author senseless with
Freedom ain't nothing but a word, ain't nothing but a word. Let me
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not
I see people didn't read the smiley I didn't include.
Please stop flirting with my canvas. - Damian Conway
A picture is worth
New Songs/New Members/New CD/Same rotten attitude
Sometimes these hairstyles are exaggerated beyond the laws of physics
And if you are a real looney, you would read the manpage.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out
Your question doesn't make any sense. You might as well ask whether
for (('to you', 'dear '.shift)[0,0,1,0]) { print "Happy birthday $_" }
Goldfish: The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight
There are 6 billion people in the world, and only 30 billion of those
You kids today have it easy. I remember when we had to write programs
It didn't bother me before there was a for modifier, and now that
I'm not a non-conformist, I just follow directions poorly.
A feature is often a bug with seniority. - Chip Salzenberg
Now I don't speak any English, just American without tears.
Existence of undocumented things does not justify adding yet more
Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you taste
Don't you remember High School? I know, for myself, I was a walking
All right! So I'm the daughter of poison gas!
perl -e '$"=q-Just Another Perl Hacker-; push @x, $_ for (qw+* *+);
This is the Tower of Murder, and... it's where I hang out.
"I HAVE HAD A SEIZURE" "I THINK I WIN THEN"
Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.
Barter is if he asked someone to look at his program in exchange for a
It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is
All I felt was his fear... And the exploding eyeballs. Did I mention
Dealing with problems is only for people too weak to run away from
No, I don't have a ministry of car healing.
Six course banquet of nothing, with a scoop of sod-all for a palate
There's more than one way to skin a cat, and I happen to know that's
Trained Philosopher: Will Think For Food
Despite his tendency to become sidetracked in debates with invisible
Theoretically, you could add "hyperpolysyllabic" to any word to make
Toast is just overcooked bread - Shazam Twix
Perl gives you enough rope to hang yourself and your neighbor.
You can't set a generic cow.
M-x induce-carpal-tunnel-syndrome
Mysticism has no place in programming.
Tegan's always being posessed! She just wants attention.
They would have done better with an axe!
Good marriages work this way too, by the way. I love my wife
If history teaches us anything, it's that everyone will be part of the
It's amazing what giant mutant ants that are the result of Man's
tastes filling! less great! - ignatz in #perl
And, considering the prevalence of displaced psychiatric patients
Assume the person who'll need to maintain your code owns an axe and
Hang on, you're a veggie, and you don't drink Guinness... why do I
Here in silicon valley you can't hire a good dead cat for under 90K.
make sure you're not trying to read a 2gb straight to memory (unless
Damn, if this doesn't win me "Pedant of the Year", I don't know what
An aside, consider the idea of reality as a superposition of all
Although, of course, it will be $ME in line with the usual practice of
Naturally, like you, I was incensed, and immediately used my
Religious zealots have a tendency towards mental illness. You really
_Day of Wrath_ is probably Dreyer's most popular film, which already
It looks like line noise - even your cat can program!
no pretense intended
Hello breasts! - subbes
I believe myself to be the daughter of a one-eyed space robot named
I bet if I cover my ears, this sounds a *lot* less like crap.
'Cos they're EVIL, that's why. And not in a good way.
Your Aunt Linda should maybe stay away from the Manischewitz. Or
And, I also forgot to mention that P[ower]P[uff]G[irls] kick serious
Packard Bell doesn't make computers, they make elaborate paperweights.
You don't have to be a hippie to believe in peace.
Alaska is a large cold place with approximately six residents who
"I have no idea what that is. Thank goodness we didn't order three!"
"I... would... like... the... Screamin'... Jay... Hawkins... box
War! Huh! What is it good for? Subterranian-dwelling reptilian
What kind of marathon crack binge would cause you believe this?
philosophy department
And you know, you can have all the good audio gear in the world, but
she's a lovetarian especially in the form of puppies
Also know as the first rule of finance:
Nice DNS error you have there.
"Dir-ty deeds...DONE TO SHEEP!"
Indeed. I don't know what I was thinking, far less what I was
So get it on paper, with a signature, so you can wave it at them. If
...whoever wrote it clearly didn't feel it was necessary to test it.
Oh, the irony.
While there is a restriction against live animals, that should not
"Look, vultures! My dress is made of steaks!"
And finally, it appears that Schwern, Michael is an Alien Drag Queen
I'd redesign my program to something less absurd.
package Warnings::DHA;
One dude sitting at home, bong in hand, is only a danger to junk
Do as thou wilt, shall be the whole of the Law--but
<< Atheists are so fun to poke with sharp sticks.>>
All those quotes make my eyes bleed.
Sobriety is not an option
I don't want to get bitter/I don't want to turn cruel/I don't want to
If you're trying to confuse me, I can assure you it's unnecessary.
A London.pm thread topic is like a non-alchoholic ingredient in a
Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.
Hulk smash! Hulk kill! Hulk do ironing!
A tautology is a thing that is tautological.
It's so hot that my color-change Crazy Straws don't change color
You're still hoping for a new, good Star Trek series??? You must be
...there is NO WAY I can venture out of the house to get coffee before I
When they send bikers into space, that's what they'll be wearing. I'm
They'll need a crane.
I'll treasure the implied compliment.
Any country that has the words "play ball" in its national anthem
"...who could save journalists a lot of trouble by adopting "not related"
i shall use the lengendary mccarroll charm to either acquire the
Simplification good! Oversimplification bad!
Unfortunately, in this case, "obvious" is synonymous with "wrong".
I may have to double check on it, but I think that's the sweetest
everything drives me crazy. because EVERYTHING involves morons at some
If you have a square-pattern aura, you will be shot to death by Federal
DHA is the "Smorax", he is friends with the Twinkies and speaks for
I'm just some guy on Usenet, so feel free to ignore me, but if you
It tastes how green sounds. - subbes
I originally wrote "early but buffy". London.pm GET OUT OF MY BRANE
It tells the story of . . . well, there's no way to finish that
I'm not a tramp... I'm an Episcopalian!
I am r00t! Yo! Mad leet 5ex0ring with the 0vary-action!
I'm the proof that nearly anyone can be brilliant if they don't have to
YOU ARE NEW.
Had deep and meaningfuls with kitty_goth, about BDSM, scarring, love,
Its a whole new kind of boredom.
If your head has exploded, you should avoid sausage factories.
One should never say such things, it's like wearing red overalls
No sign of any external injury, but I'm afraid he's very dead.
Unicode is a scary story that mothers tell their children so they won't
I am in a creative mood, Rhonda! Trundle me!
With its concern for ethics and its snooty disdain for digging up
Who wouldn't want bismuth in their shoes? It's PINK!
It was when a cow-orker proudly showed me his Java Ring that I finally
If you don't know where you're going, any road'll take you there.
The role of the Ford Gran Torino (Starsky and Hutch's seriously cool set
When I went to open my suitcase I found a lock on it, which I never
At the very least, if there is no law, rule or regulation against using
It's about hoodwinking the viewer in the cheapest and easiest manner
It's quickly beginning to look like the winner of the DVD format wars
Thanks for the dadaist pep talk. I feel much more abstract now.
well, um, there will be guitars
The future foretold, the past explained, the present... apologized for.
This makes us angry.
In the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, you should open the file in a hex
if i cant get some of that action irl, i'd at least like a dvd
My glass might be half empty, but I am on the way to the bar
Writing modules is easy. Naming modules is hard.
Adolescent rats exposed to KOST 103 in particular developed tumors on
The network outages in my residence hall would make the basis for a good
10 PRINT "Strawberry Fields" / 20 GOTO 10
Apparently the left hand doesn't know what a right hand IS.
To get the best results, you must talk to your vegetables.
What part of "nerf" don't the people at Nerf understand??
Truth for authority, not authority for truth!
A "functional" program works properly regardless of the phase of the
Welcome to Babylon 5, the last best hope for a quick buck.
The reader knows all your tricks by now, or thinks he/she does. You've
Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done.
John Cleese was my favorite. Next was Tom Baker.
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not
It causes my eyes to do a double take. If my brain made noise it would
I kind of miss that, even these days, whenever people come up and
[Anansi Boys] should have been 10,000 copies just to people who love
Yes, it's very empowering for her to be naked all the time.
I find that when you read a script, or rewrite something, or look at
your idea of better is wrong. - sungo
I mean, if you're going to sell a non-regulated, quasi-legal medication,
My dog is Web 2.0 enabled. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.
...Christmas. This is when we gather together or separately to remember the
If the day off doesn't get you, the bad reviewer does. At least you've
Nothing makes me appreciate Perl more than malloc.
one of you believed IRC.
Perfect is the enemy of done!
If you're going to do something, you might as well seek world
It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyones drinking floor
When I have to think on my feet, I tend to start babbling in Yiddish and
These days everyone's going insane
There is no amount of sarcasm that will allow me to adequately express
I think the scale of relative badness is broken in this place.
Now the referee's counting, but I'm on my feet again. The vultures
What good is a crazy theory that doesn't involve nuclear energy?
Wearing a tie increases your MacGyver factor by two.
That's the trouble with heroics, they seldom run to schedule
We actually do go for an awful lot of realism for a show with a talking
you know, you can hardly find celestial seasonings tea here in
What were once colorful character quirks are now pathological mental
When they stop making movies like Infra-Man, a little light will go out
If you think something is impossible, don't disturb the person who is
Invention is arrived at by intelligent stumbling
XML is the Godwin's Law of programming conversations.
i just ate a slice of key lime pie while drinking limeade
34 DD strapless bras are about as effective as chocolate teapots.
God really needs to stop getting story ideas from the Men Without Hats
These days, watching television is like sitting in Travis Bickle's
We don't need the advice of experts - we're YouTube.
I'm Doug Stanhope and that's why I drink.
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be
A man that deserves to be taken as seriously as a heart attack suffered
Note that Australia not only suffers from deadly spiders and sharks but
Oh, you're talking about the Internet. Twelve people and their talking
If you?re studying geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out
And also, no metric. DOGS ARE NEVER METRIC. - John Hodgman
Sorry, I didn't know "Escaped from the Anime Expo" was your look.
We're already knee deep in crack anyway.
Waffle Claus was here!
I'm not one of those misanthropes who only hates people on christmas and
When we write a joke, we never ask, 'Who's gonna get this?' We always
Origami napkin swans. THAT'S the headline.
Suppose I ditch the principles I have held for a lifetime, in the hope
I don't write for children... I write, and someone says "that's for
They cannot be the future. They may well be. I will be dead. I won't
We're now a society that applauds cables... We disgust me.
I love cost/benefit analysis. That's how I got through the bullying.
Under torture, I usually scream loudly and reveal absolutely nothing.
War pickles men in a brine of disgust and dread
Hulk is Hulk.
It's just jokes, man.
I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.
And until I am embalmed and buried, there will be stories to tell. And I
"We don't balance the ugly with the beautiful, we just accept ugly."
One of the troubles with the early Greek plays is that there was no
Where my gerunds at?
"So, if you two could go be crazy and horrible elsewhere?"
"Every actor has to make terrible films from time to time, but the
"I think Magical Mystery Tour was the last Spike Milligan film."
Got a Perl User Group?
command. I have broccoli in my socks." - Dilbert's boss
-New Yorker magazine 13mar89
(ok, maybe not free, but competitively priced!)
make him drown." - The Psychodots
"Of course. Whaddaya think, Soup is a biped?" - mst3k
Cunningham house?" - mst3k
monster sound!" - Madness
tapes." - President Richard Nixon
Bomboras
a red headed girl" - James Adie
sci.corned-beef, and are going to reject all the submitted articles
that aren't about corned beef." - Mark-Jason Dominus
organs" - overheard at some convention
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just the Sontarans. Care to take part in some 'medical research'?"
to do and it [perl] came into my life and painted pretty flowers all
over my walls -Peter Fagan
the time I wrote this post." - Richard Jones in
<359b9f7b.112710@news.demon.co.uk>
"Not over a sofa!" - The Lady Eve
of a beating up are always enormous." - John D. Hackensacker III
He actually likes people." - David Brin
about the fans!"
- Public Broadcast of His Imperial Majesty, Dimension 431-q-fhd
win, when the bad guys leave." - The Jim Basnight Thing
like we went out in New Zealand and shot on location, is that it looks
like we went out to Middle Earth and shot on location." - Peter
Jackson
OF BOTS?!?!?"
entire pattern tree by hand in pure logic code if you'd like. By the
time you finish most of the rest of us will be doing contract work on
Mars." - Zenin on comp.lang.perl.misc
Serbo-Croat. - David Cantrell in comp.lang.perl.misc
- Akira Kurosawa
day. Big shiny thing in the sky. Some people thought it was a UFO."
- Randal Schwartz in comp.lang.perl.misc
kill him twice." - Scaroth
language would be English. - Larry Wall
really designed to be a *last* computer language. - Larry Wall
be taught to people who want to like their computers. - Larry Wall
I was Star Wars' biggest fan/Now I'm stuck without a plan/
G. I. Joe was an Action Man/Shaggy drove the Mystery Van/
Devo was my favorite band/So take me back to my happy land
- The Aquabats
when an opportunity appears, I do not fix the bug -- my keyboard does
it, on its own." - Chip Salzenberg
- Jim Flanagan, c.l.p.misc
"What happened?"
"It failed" - Doctor Who, Frontios
- The Doctor, Seeing I
their popular Perl5 compiler suite, codenamed `Rabid Rat'."
- Nathan Torkington on p5p (this was a *joke*)
"Mmmm... context- dependent semantics..."
- Darrin Edwards in c.l.p.m.
were Captain Beefheart meets the Archies. - Andy Partridge
flapping in the breeze for a rock & roll video may lead viewers to
believe said rider to be, if not Indian, merely insane. That confusion
is understandable too. - Rip Thrillby
- Chelsey, Age 7
Microsoft, and hired Bill Gates to mop the bathrooms, Business Week
would write: "Apple has all but ignored the possibility of alien
invasion..." - David Pogue
- Andy Partidge on early XTC
this if I had had lessons? - Patrick Troughton
ideal bumper sticker: "YOU FORTH LOVE IF HONK THEN."
- Chip Salzenberg, in The Perl Journal #12
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init files failed. Am trying to compensate with 'abuse Caffeine'
before rebooting. - David Cantrell
- Tom Servo, MST3K
can stay at the office solving their problems while the Perl Mongers
go out and drink. ;) - brian d foy in c.l.p.misc
- The Merrymakers, "Superstar"
- brian d foy in c.l.p.misc
- Chip Salzenberg
- Stephen Cole
fluffy bunny feelings about them. I'm just not going to get too
extra-curricular about it." - Buffy
"You are sitting down."
"Oh. Good for me." - BtVS, "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
I'll switch to talking about postmodernism. And at the conclusion,
I'll return to the subject of postmodernism. - Larry Wall
- Larry Wall
spectacular to have learnt English from only 'A Stranger in a Strange
Land' and 'A Clockwork Orange' - Jonathan Stowe in c.l.p.misc
(It was even better *in* context... :-)
It was this kind of thinking that got us in trouble in the first
place. - Adrian Tyvand
- Alice, in Dilbert's office
- a selection from "If Klingons developed software"
there. - Buffy
buy our products because they want a 1/2 inch hole.
- reportedly, some exec at Black and Decker
- Paul McGann
that it always fails means, that it is an exercise for the programmer.
- Douglas Lankshear, p5p
operation of the hardware, which is not the aim of this exercise.
- "How to Destroy Your Computer",
telling people at large how to speak. - Larry Wall
bad that you feel sorry Bo Derek has to be in them.
- Joe Queenan
- Gil Scott-Heron
- Willow
- Gil Scott-Heron
More likely, yesterday (you know how schedules tend to slip).
- Eric The Read in comp.lang.perl.misc
- the #macintosh faq
- Jon Orwant
- stimps, http://mindlink.net/stimpy/
- Greg at http://www.userfriendly.org
[need] technology that won't invented for 30 years and a budget that
could pay for a large south american country." "What have we got?" "25
cents and a block of wood." - Possible Dr. Who budget conference
"Not really. You just have to drink a whole lot."
- http://www.goats.com/archive/index.html?990420
science' approach in the perl5-porters mailing list is somewhat like
inquiring about mileage in a Maserati dealership. People are given to
drop their champagne glasses and stare. - Felix Gallo, p5p
- my contribution to the Perl Mercenaries United motto.
confusing. Someone might think I'm stuttering.
- Abigail, p5p
their own limbs.
- Michael G. Schwern
see your ID. - Gil Scott-Heron, "Johannesburg"
tried it.
- Donald Knuth
- John W. Baxter
several hundred thousand words...
in the right haiku - Damian Conway
- Raving Noah press release
- Unknown narrator speaking about Anime
- Abigail in c.l.p.misc
of Meat. - Phillip, Goats, 20sep99
it is possible to grow vegetables from a painting, without becoming
Wednesday first. - Abigail, c.l.p.misc
- perl code for wishing someone a happy birthday
Courtesy of purl
me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling,
for I am lord and master! - top5 list: Pet Peeves of Pets
are Canadians - Headline in the Toronto Globe and Mail
with an ice pick and index cards.
there is one, it still doesn't bother me. I'm just not very easy to
bother. - Larry Wall
- graffiti on the men's room wall at the Blind Tiger
- Elvis Costello
undocumented things, but you knew that.
- Sarathy, p5p
it, what do you really know? And, of course, by then, it's much too
late. - Merlin, Excalibur
hormone.
- Alyson Hannigan
- Sybil Crane, The Big Bus
print "@x\n"' #requires perl 5.004_05 or later
- Monster of Evil, Flesh Gordon
- http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity473.html
Cassell's Corollary: Sturgeon would have upped that number if he'd
seen the Internet.
cow or something. - Mark-Jason Dominus
how I get along with those who are still alive.
- Jimmy "The Tulip" Tedeschi
I hate this gig? - Cordelia Chase
them. - Phillip, www.goats.com/comix/0002/goats000211.gif
- What's Your Name
cleanser - Rupert Giles
factually true. - Mayor Wilkins
- R. Dan Henry
giraffes, he was an exemplary player, and rarely licked anyone without
prior permission - Diablo on Shazam Twix
it longer and not alter the meaning. - Matthew Mankiewich
- Randal L. Schwartz
- Randal L. Schwartz
- Greg Bacon
- Larry Rosler
- Adric
- George Westinghouse on the first electric chair demo
differently than I did at the beginning, but I certainly don't love
her any less. - Larry Wall
problem, but not everyone will be part of the solution.
- Larry Wall
dabbling with the power of atomic energy can accomplish when they set
themselves to the task. - Mark Rogaski
among the ranks of the homeless, the viewpoints are usually guaranteed
to involve aliens or 7 foot tall magical cats. - Mark Rogaski
isn't afraid to use it - Dan Sugalski on good coding practice
bother fancying you again??? - Alex Page
- Dave Godwin
you have a macintosh portable and you're trying to establish a tcp/ip
link to an alien space ship) - Brendon Caligari in alt.perl
will. - Mark Rogaski
possible belief systems. If this is the case ... why can't we worship
them all in CONSTANT TIME! ;) - Mark Rogaski
SHOUTING OUT MAGIC VARIABLES. - Damian Conway
U.S. Second Amendment rights to buy a duffel bag full of machine guns
for a shooting spree at the office. - Jon Orwant
shouldn't expect much more from people who spend that much time trying
to prove that their imaginary friend is the *only* imaginary friend.
- Mark Rogaski
indicates something of the problems it poses.
- David Bordwell, The Films of Carl-Theodor Dreyer
- Abigail
ensuring absurd discourse
is priority - Haiku by Mark Rogaski
Malcolm. -Fallon Young, http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000915.html
- Tim Jones, http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000918.html
- Michael Gates
stop using it to wash down prescription tranquilizers, whichever.
- Mary Roth
booty. If for no other reason than: Bubbles talks to squirrels.
- Mark Rogaski
- Mark Rogaski
- Joe Jackson
would inbreed if they found each other more attractive.
- Scott Adams
- some nameless induhvidual quoted in Dilbert Newsletter 31.0
set... and DVD... please...."
- #9 Sign Someone Has Cast a Spell On You
humanoid aliens! - Alden Bates
- Mark Rogaski
- you don't have to be to work here, but it helps
unless you make a point of asking the informant to not eat a Snickers
while he's talking, it's all for naught. - TorgoX, #perl
- Jellyfish, Sebrina, Paste and Plato
"Don't run out of money".
- Tony Bowden
- subbes
Heh heh...AC/DC, eat yer heart out.
- Mary Roth
testing. Anno Siegel
that doesn't work, use weapons.
- David Cantrell
Funny thing how the worst programmers have the most faith in their
code... - Benjamin Holzman
- Abigail
apply... since it is not the super monkey that is being auctioned, but
rather a telephone call from the super monkey. - Mark Rogaski
- Allison Drennan
- Leon Brocard, London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-19
(This has *something* to do with http://us.imdb.com/Title?0103645)
- Abigail, in comp.lang.perl.misc
sub import {require Carp; $SIG{__WARN__}=sub{local $Carp::CarpLevel=1;
Carp::carp("DIE YOU GRAVY SUCKING PIG!")}}
food, which, last I checked, was not considered sentient. Murder, on
the other hand, is quite harmful. - Chuck Crews
if my insurance rates go up because of it, I'll tattoo my name on
your butt with my boot. - Mary Roth
Or sleep with. Because they try really hard not to scream "OH GOD."
- <
Michael G. Schwern
- Alex Page
get old before I have to/I don't want to get jaded/Petrified and
weighted/I don't want to get bitter like you. - Jill Sobule
;-) - Larry Wall
cocktail, its only there so you can pretend not to be an inebriated
addict. - Greg McCarroll
Phillip Newton's replacement for The quick brown fox jumps over
the lazy dog.
- subbes
- Greg Bacon
anymore. - Allison Drennan
a Cubs fan.
- Michael G. Schwern
have coffee.
- Vertilgo
so envious. TorgoX, not on #perl
- They Might Be Giants
- Simon Templar
can't be all bad.
- Greg McCarroll
as his middle name..."
- A. O. Scott, on Kiyoshi Kurosawa, in the NY Times
wonderful stout or ensure we are banned before we even set foot in
the place, [sic] - Greg McCarroll
- Larry Wall
- Larry Wall
psychopathic comment I've had all week. - Vertilgo
level. - sungo, in #perl
agents. - NYC street lunatic with a red hat.
the Choc-O-Diles. - Mark Rogaski
worked for me, you wouldn't work for me.
- Tad McClellan on c.l.p.misc
Michael G. Schwern
sentence. - Roger Ebert on David Lynch's Mulholland Drive
- subbes
- subbes
do it in real-time. :-) - Larry Wall
THE NEW GUY IS MEAT.
- vertilgo
and compiler theory, which was good. - Alex Page
- Ash (The ICT Tech with a soul)
- Larry Wall
in Pamplona.
- Jarkko Hietaniemi
- Captain Scarlet
grow up to be ISO committee members. - Chip Salzenberg
- Mother
corpses, killing test subjects, and resurrecting the dead, the medical
establishment has lost ground to mad scientists in such important fields
as zombie creation. - The Onion, Volume 38 Issue 36
- subbes
realised that Java was nothing more than a huge April Fool joke that had
got out of hand. - Andy Wardley
- George Harrison
of wheels) will, hopefully, be played by a Ford Gran Torino.
- Joal Ryan (on the upcoming S&H film)
have. So I picked the lock, opened up the suitcase, and started pulling
out all these dresses. After like the 10th dress, I thought, These
aren't my dresses. - John Malkovich
the public airwaves to knowingly present news that is false and
distorted, it's time the FCC or the Congress write one. - Steve Wilson
possible - Markku Pätilä
will be 'yes.' - Nathan Roberts, #drwhochat
- Buffy
- marm0t
- Organon, astrologer extrordinary
- John Flansburgh
editor and stare at it and drink beer until it makes sense.
- M. J. F. Gates
- sungo on #perl
- Simon Wilcox
- Anno Siegel
their noses, and the tumors had little devil heads on them, and the
devil heads were eating little babies, and the babies were screaming.
- Ignatz
drinking game. - subbes
- Top 5 List: Songs about robots
- zenham in #perl
- Prince Charles
- Lewis Black
- Lucretia Mott
moon or the particular variety of goat you sacrifice.
- Eric Bohlman, in comp.lang.perl.misc
- Susan Ivanova
been pulling doves out of your hat for 243 pages. Now you'd damned well
better be able to pull out an alligator. - J. Michael Straczynski
- Ernie Kovacs
- http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2412.html
fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too many, and the best of us are
washed away. - G'Kar
be that *tick tick* *tick tick* *griiiIIIIiinnndd* that a hard drive
makes when trying to work with a bad block. - Schwern
inform me, oh, you do graphic novels. No. I wrote comic books, for
heaven's sake. - Neil Gaiman
them, who would have had to go to a science fiction specialty shop with
a cat in it just to find it. - Neil Gaiman
- Joss Whedon
something that's been gone over, you can tell, like rings on a tree, by
how bad it is, how long it's been in development. - Joss Whedon
the least you can do is glue down the safety seal.
- http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/index03.html
- Jesse Vincent
day, in 753BC, when Abraham Lincoln first climbed Mount Kilauea to
beseech Barbarella to erase our consumer debt, vanquish the Chinamen,
and restore Consumer Confidence to the world. - Sean Burke
been a has-been and not just a never-was.
- Loudon Wainwright III, The Home Stretch
- Andy Lester
- integral on #perl
- Sean Burke
domination. - Inferno on #perl
polish. - Ash (The ICT Tech with a soul)
blame Himmler. - Jerry Stahl
But I'd rather not go 'cause I've already been there
- The Loud Family, For Beginners Only
just how terrible this plan is. - Diablo
- Diablo
circling up above my head will have to wait until I take my standing 8.
- The Psychodots
- Mark-Jason Dominus
- Masque
- Kerr Avon
baby and a talking dog. - Family Guy commentary
australia. it makes it really hard to declare your sexual preferences
via your pantry. - Skud
disorders. - M. C. Brennan
of the world. - Roger Ebert
doing it! - Amar Bose
- Amar Bose
- Clinton Pierce
scurvy can't touch me now - obnoxicant
- subbes
episode of Behind The Music. - M. C. Brennan
taxicab - Charlie Brooker
- missusmadness
- Doug Stanhope
sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
- Nikola Tesla
while piloting a zeppelin over a bacon factory
- The Old Spice Guy
also terrible CSO
- Mark Ward, A Family At War
dog. Ignore it! I never go online. The Internet stuff is bonkers. You
must not look at it. - Steven Moffat
of school you forget it all. ... But philosophy you remember just enough
to screw you up for the rest of your life. - Steve Martin
- Tammy Garrison
- mst
He left waffles?
Pancakes, strangely. - Cat and Girl
easter. - Girl
say, 'The right people will get this'. - Joel Hodgson
- Sheldon Cooper
of gaining favor at the last minute? I hope... no serious person would
be at all impressed by such a hucksterish choice. - Chrisopher Hitchens
children". - Maurice Sendak
give a [expletive deleted] - Maurice Sendak on ebooks
- Charlie Brooker
- David Mitchell
- Napoleon Solo
- Nero Wolfe
- Hulk
- Aaron McGruder
- Charlie Skinner
look forward to telling them. - Dr. Donald Mallard
"Ugly's safe. Know where you are with ugly."
- New Tricks
subway. - Ernie Kovacs
- Reggie Watts
- Cyril Figgis
trick is never to be terrible in them." - Christopher Lee
- Terry Gilliam
David H. Adler
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