From: Bill Too
Subject: Cane humour Date: Fri, 10 Oct 1997 13:29:34 -0700 An old couple is sitting in their rocking chairs out on their front porch, watching the world go by, when suddenly the woman picks up her cane and smacks her husband over the head with it. "Ouch! What's that for?" he says. "That's for 50 years of bad sex!" she answers. They rock awhile longer and then suddenly *he* picks up his cane and whacks *her* over the head. "Hey, what's that for?" she says. "It's for knowing the difference," he answers.