From: Bill Too 
Subject: Cane humour 
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 1997 13:29:34 -0700

An old couple is sitting in their rocking chairs out on their front
porch, watching the world go by, when suddenly the woman picks up her
cane and smacks her husband over the head with it.

"Ouch!  What's that for?" he says.

"That's for 50 years of bad sex!" she answers.

They rock awhile longer and then suddenly *he* picks up his cane and
whacks *her* over the head.

"Hey, what's that for?" she says.  

"It's for knowing the difference," he answers.