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• $0 bill
• 1998 Darwin awards
• Officer fitness reports (put downs)
• Fast food and $2 bill (true story)
• 2 x 4's
• 911 crash
• Almost a Darwin
• Another bad day
• Bad day getting worse
• Having a really bad day
• Bad translations of advertising slogans
• Coffee shop
• Computer style insults
• Cover letter
• Creative insults
• 1999 Darwin awards
• Dealing with Radio Shack
• Stupid criminals and their exploits
• Dumbing down our kids
• Dumb thief
• The Einstein awards
• Fired for saving a life
• The Flowbee, a tale of woe
• Painting the porch
• Human genius at work
• Pranks for the gullible
• Ways to call someone stupid
• Typical computer 'luser'
• Problems with the Business Plan
• Funny insurance claims
• IQ indications
• Maximum wisdom and role playing
• Mike Royko
• Mind if I smoke?
• Checking the room for bugs
• Making change
• Hot fudge
• Unicorns
• Safety
• How to identify a Windows User
• Other bad days
• Performance Evaluations
• Prison sentences
• Public Service
• Teacher put down
• Inflatable raft
• Making a reservation
• Dumb telemarketing script
• Scrupulously accurate ad
• I've been shot
• Signs of the times
• REALLY bad luck
• 1997 Darwin awards
• A thief's lack of imagination
• Stupid people
• The Dopeler Effect
• Dragging your husband with a pickup truck
• Why Americans should not travel
• More idiocy
• T-shirt operating instructions
• Two gems
• Warning labels
• 36 ways of calling someone stupid