Welcome to the Turner Family!!!

The Turner Family is comprised of a Mother named Diane, a Father named Douglas, two (twin!) daughters, Gwynne and Elizabeth, and six beautiful cats, Zinny, Kelly, Alexander, Gus, Otter, and Myshkin. (Zinny and Kelly live with us, Alexander and Gus live with Gwynne, and Otter and Myshkin live with Elizabeth).

Our favorite cat quotes are:

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Joseph Wood Krutch

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Garrison Keillor

And this is the favorite quote of (at least some members of) the Turner Family:

In the land of the blind, the man who claims to have one eye is king.

For more quotes, check out Doug Turner's Quotation Server

Stop by our Photo Gallery! See pictures contributed by visitors to our website, and other curios!


Please send comments, etc. to dturner@panix.com.

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