"DRINK ME" potion
"Humorous" T-shirt
"I Love Me, Vol. I"
'Smuggler Shot First' Button
3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
a creased paper strip
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
a crinkled paper strip
a crumpled paper strip
a dance upon the palate
a folded paper strip
a ragged paper strip
a ripped paper strip
a rumpled paper strip
a torn paper strip
adhesive tape dolly
adorable seal larva
affordable teak perch
Alewife™ Ale
all-year sucker
ammonite candy mold
ammonite fossil
an evil little sump'm sump'm
Angelhair Culottes
anniversary balsa wood socks
anniversary burlap belt
anniversary safety glass vest
Annual Ascot
antique pair of blue jeans
antique souvenir drawing
archaeologing shovel
Argarggagarg's fang
Atomic Pop
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
Ax of L'rose
bacon bath ball
bad-ass club
badass pie
bag of bones
ballast turtle
banana supersucker
bananagate
bananarama bangle
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
baneful bandolier
bark beret
bark boxers
bark bracelet
barrrnacle
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler
Bash-Ōs boxtop
Bash-Ōs cereal
Bash-Os boxtop|Bash-Ōs boxtop
Bash-Os cereal|Bash-Ōs cereal
bath ball gift set
beautiful soup
beer-scented teddy bear
beer-soaked mop
bejeweled cufflinks
belemnite candy mold
belemnite fossil
Ben-Gal™ Balm
bewitching boots
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt
BGE merchandise order form
BGE pocket calendar
BGE shotglass
BGE temporary tattoo
BGE tiny plastic toy
Big Candy's tophat
big glob of skin
big slimy cyst
bindlestocking
bishop cookie
bite-me-red lipstick
bitter bowtie
bitter pill
BitterSweetTarts
black & tan
Black Body™ spray
black BRICKO brick
black catseye marble
black hymnal
black pudding
blackberry galoshes
blank fudge mold
Bling of the New Wave
Blood 'n' Plenty
Blood Light
Blue Milk Club Card
blue raspberry troll doll
blue shell
bone and arrows
bone aperitif
bone chips
bone crusher
bone meal
bone spurs
Bone's Farm "wine"
boneana hammock
bonedanna
bonerang
boning knife
booze-soaked cherry
bottle of agitprop ink
bottle of Blank-Out
bottle of bubbles
bottle of Cochon Noir
bottle of Gü-Gone
bottle of Goldschnöckered
bottle of moontan lotion
boulder
box of Pokëmann band-aids
boxcar turtle
BRAINS shorts
brand new key
brass crank handle
brass dorsal fin
brazen bracelet
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
BRICKO airship
BRICKO bat
BRICKO brick
BRICKO bulwark
BRICKO cathedral
BRICKO egg
BRICKO elephant
BRICKO eye brick
BRICKO gargantuchicken
BRICKO hat
BRICKO octopus
BRICKO ooze
BRICKO oyster
BRICKO pants
BRICKO pearl
BRICKO pyramid
BRICKO python
BRICKO reactor
BRICKO sword
BRICKO trunk
BRICKO turtle
BRICKO vacuum cleaner
broken BRICKO brick
bronze handcuffs
brown crock marble
brown pixel
bucket of honey
bugged bön±Ã©t
bugged balaclava
bugged beanie
Bulky Buddy Box
bumblebee marble
burst hellseal brain
bus pass
can of CRIMBCOLA
can of depilatory cream
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™
can of sterno
can-you-dig-it?
candy cane candygram
candy kneecapping stick
candy knuckles
candy necklace
candy skeleton
candycaine powder
cane-mail pants
cane-mail shirt
cardboard elf ear
caustic slime nodule
cement sandals
chainsaw chain
chamoisole
charged magnet
cheap plastic kazoo
children of the candy corn
chiptune guitar
chocolate bath ball
chocolate cigar
chocolate disco ball
chocolate pasta spoon
chocolate saucepan
chocolate seal-clubbing club
chocolate stolen accordion
chocolate turtle totem
chocolate-covered caviar
chocolate-covered scarab beetle
chunk of cement
Cinco Mayo Lager
cinnamon troll doll
circular CRIMBCOOKIE
Clan looking glass
Clan pool table
Clan VIP Lounge invitation
Clan VIP Lounge key
Claw of the Infernal Seal
club of corruption
coal paperweight
coffee pixie stick
Coily™
collapsible baton
collection of tiny spooky objects
colored-light "necklace"
colorful plastic ball
comfy pillow
control crystal
corroded breeches
corrosive cowl
corrupt club of corrupt corruption
corrupt club of corruption
Crazyleg's razor
creepy-ass club
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
CRIMBCO lanyard
CRIMBCO mug
CRIMBCO scrip
CRIMBCO wine
CRIMBCOIDS mints
CRIMBCOLOAF
Crimbo candied pecan
Crimbo Candy Cookbook
Crimbo fudge
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
Crimbo peppermint bark
Crimbo wreath
Crimbojito
Crimbomination Contraption
Crimbough
Crimbuck
croquet hedgehog
crowbar
Crown of Thrones
crown-shaped beanie
crusty hula hoop
crystal orb of spirit wrangling
crystallized memory
cube of billiard chalk
cult memo
cupcake-in-a-cup
cursed scrunchie
cyber-mattock
Das Überkühlraum trading card
day-old beer
dead lights pie
decanter of fine Scotch
decoded cult documents
delicious comfit?
deluxe fax machine
depleted uranium seal figurine
Desert Bus pass
designer handbag
detour shield
diabolical crossbow
Dickory Farms Gift Basket
dollar sign
dolphin whistle
dragon snaps
Dramatic™ range
drum of pomade
dubious peppermint
dueling banjo
dueling turtle
Dungeon Fist gauntlet
dusty animal cranium
dusty animal jawbone
dusty animal pelvis
dusty animal skull
dusty eighth caudal vertebra
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra
dusty fifth caudal vertebra
dusty fifth cervical vertebra
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
dusty first caudal vertebra
dusty first cervical vertebra
dusty first lumbar vertebra
dusty first thoracic vertebra
dusty fourth caudal vertebra
dusty fourth cervical vertebra
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
dusty left clavicle
dusty left eighth rib
dusty left eleventh rib
dusty left femur
dusty left fibula
dusty left fifth rib
dusty left first front claw
dusty left first rear claw
dusty left first rib
dusty left fourth front claw
dusty left fourth rear claw
dusty left fourth rib
dusty left humerus
dusty left kneecap
dusty left ninth rib
dusty left radius
dusty left scapula
dusty left second front claw
dusty left second rear claw
dusty left second rib
dusty left seventh rib
dusty left sixth rib
dusty left tenth rib
dusty left third front claw
dusty left third rear claw
dusty left third rib
dusty left thumb
dusty left tibia
dusty left twelfth rib
dusty left ulna
dusty ninth caudal vertebra
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
dusty right clavicle
dusty right eighth rib
dusty right eleventh rib
dusty right femur
dusty right fibula
dusty right fifth rib
dusty right first front claw
dusty right first rear claw
dusty right first rib
dusty right fourth front claw
dusty right fourth rear claw
dusty right fourth rib
dusty right humerus
dusty right kneecap
dusty right ninth rib
dusty right radius
dusty right scapula
dusty right second front claw
dusty right second rear claw
dusty right second rib
dusty right seventh rib
dusty right sixth rib
dusty right tenth rib
dusty right third front claw
dusty right third rear claw
dusty right third rib
dusty right thumb
dusty right tibia
dusty right twelfth rib
dusty right ulna
dusty sacral vertebrae
dusty second caudal vertebra
dusty second cervical vertebra
dusty second lumbar vertebra
dusty second thoracic vertebra
dusty seventh caudal vertebra
dusty seventh cervical vertebra
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
dusty sixth caudal vertebra
dusty sixth cervical vertebra
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra
dusty tenth caudal vertebra
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
dusty third caudal vertebra
dusty third cervical vertebra
dusty third lumbar vertebra
dusty third thoracic vertebra
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
dwarvish document
dwarvish magazine
dwarvish paper
dwarvish parchment
dwarvish punchcard
dwarvish war helmet
dwarvish war kilt
dwarvish war mattock
E-Z Cook™ oven
Ecto-Cooler
eggman noodles
El Vibrato Megadrone
elephant stinger
elf resistance button
Ellsbury's journal
Ellsbury's journal (used)
Ellsbury's skull
elven limbos gingerbread
elven cellocello
elven suicide capsule
Elvish delight
empty agua de vida bottle
encoded cult documents
equal sign
especially homoerotic frat-paddle
essence of cold
essence of cute
essence of fright
essence of heat
essence of kink
essence of stench
essential cameraderie
essential soy
essential tofu
Everlasting Deckswabber
evil boring spaghetti
evil delicious noodles
evil delicious spicy noodles
evil ducha de oro
evil eyedrops of the ermine
evil horizontal tango
evil libation of liveliness
evil noodles
evil ointment of the occult
evil painful penne pasta
evil paper umbrella
evil philter of phorce
evil ravioli della hippy
evil roll in the hay
evil serum of sarcasm
evil spicy noodles
evil vihuela
evil-ass club
expensive cigar
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
expired can of franks 'n' beans
extra-heavy BRICKO brick
extra-potent gremlin mutagen
extra-see-thru nightie
extra-strength rubber bands
extremely skinny jeans
eye of the Tiger-lily
facehugging alien
fairy-worn boots
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
fancy beef jerky
fancy black tie
fancy canapés
fancy chocolate car
fancy opera glasses
fancy tophat
fancy tuxedo pants
farfalle bow tie
fat bottom quark
Feliz Navidad
festive sausage
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
figurine of a charred seal
figurine of a cold seal
figurine of a cute baby seal
figurine of a shadowy seal
figurine of a sleek seal
figurine of a slippery seal
figurine of a stinking seal
figurine of a wretched-looking seal
figurine of an ancient seal
figurine of an armored seal
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
finger cuffs
fish-oil smoke bomb
fisherman's sack
fixed-gear bicycle
Flail of the Seven Aspects
flaming familiar doppelgänger
flamingo mallet
floaty gravel
floaty inverse geode
floaty pebbles
floaty rock
floaty rock helmet
floaty rock necklace
floaty rock pants
floaty stone sphere
fluid of fudge-finding
flyest of shirts
foreign box
fossilized baboon skull
fossilized bat skull
fossilized demon skull
fossilized limb
fossilized necklace
fossilized serpent skull
fossilized spider skull
fossilized spike
fossilized spine
fossilized torso
fossilized wing
fossilized wyrm skull
fouet de tortue-dressage
friendly cheez blob
frigid fudgepuck
frigid hankyū
frigid hankyu
frigid-ass club
Frost™ brand sword
frost-rimed seal hide
frozen seal spine
fudge bunny
fudge cube
fudge lily
fudge pocket square
fudge spork
fudgecule
fudgecycle
fudgesicle
Fudgie Roll
funhouse mirror
funny paper hat
fustulent seal grulch
Fuzzby
Galapagosian Cuisses
Game Grid ticket
Game Grid token
Game Grid valued membership card
garish pinky ring
Garter of the Turtle Poacher
gaudy key
gauze hammock
Genalen™ Bottle
ghost protocol
ghost trap
ghostly body paint
giant candy cane
giant designer sunglasses
giant green gummi bear
giant green gummi ingot
giant marshmallow
giant red gummi bear
giant red gummi ingot
giant yellow gummi bear
giant yellow gummi ingot
gift-a-pult
gilded BRICKO brick
gilded BRICKO chalice
gill rings
Gin Mint
gin-soaked blotter paper
gingerbread house
ginormous pumpkin
glass of baboon milk
glob of Blank-Out
glowing frisbee
glowstick on a string
Go-Wassail
goblin autoblowgun
goblin hunting spear
gold lamé pants
golden plastic oyster egg
golden ring
Good 'n' Slimy
googly-ball hat
googly-heart hat
googly-star hat
grape troll doll
grappling hook
grass clippings
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
Greatest American Pants
green BRICKO brick
green drunki-bear
green gummi ingot
green peawee marble
Gregarious Gregorian Smock
grinning turtle
grisly shield
grouper fangirl
groupie bra
groupie lipstick
groupie spangles
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
guard turtle collar
guard turtle shell
gummi ammonite
gummi belemnite
gummi bowtie
gummi canary
gummi salamander
gummi snake
gummi trilobite
Gummi-DNA
Gummy Brains
gun cleaning kit
hacienda key
hair of the calf
handful of headless bolts
handful of wires
hardened slime belt
hardened slime hat
hardened slime pants
Haunted Sorority House staff guide
heart of dark chocolate
heart of the volcano
heavy leather-bound tome
hedgeturtle
Heimandatz's heart
hellseal brain
hellseal claw
hellseal disguise
hellseal hide
hellseal sinew
hellseal whisker
helm of the white knight
herringcello
hibernating robot reindeer
hilarious comedy prop
hippo tutu
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
holiday cheese log
holiday log
Hollandaise helmet
holly-flavored Hob-O
hopping socks
hot-ass club
huge pumpkin
Humpty Dumplings
hungover chauvinist pig
hyperinflated seal lung
ice skate decoy
ice skate doll
igloo pie
imbued seal-blubber candle
immense ballet shoes
imp air
incense bath ball
Indigo Party Invitation
infant sandworm
infernal toilet brush
inflatable baseball bat
ingot of seal-iron
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
insane tophat
Instant Karma
invisibility potion
ironic moustache
irresistibillity potion
irritability potion
Item #13
ittah bittah hookah
ivory cue ball
jabañero pepper
jabañero-flavored chewing gum
Jack-in-the-box
Jackass Plumber home game
jalapeño slices
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
jawbruiser
Jawmaster 2000™
jerky coins
jet bennie marble
jingle bell
Jocko Homo's head
Juju Mojo Mask
king cookie
kitty sheet music
knight cookie
Knob Göblin lòve potion
KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
KoL Con Six Pack
Krakrox's Loincloth
kumquartz
kumquartz ring
kumquat supersucker
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
LARP carp
lawn dart
lawnmower blade
leather bookmark
Lederhosen of the Night
left bracket
left parenthesis
leftover Crimbo rations
lemon popsicle
lemonade marble
Libram of BRICKOs
licorice boa
licorice garrote
licorice root
lime supersucker
lint
little laminated card
little parachute guy
live lobster
live wire
liver and let pie
liver popsicle
Loathing Legion abacus
Loathing Legion can opener
Loathing Legion chainsaw
Loathing Legion corkscrew
Loathing Legion defibrillator
Loathing Legion double prism
Loathing Legion electric knife
Loathing Legion flamethrower
Loathing Legion hammer
Loathing Legion helicopter
Loathing Legion jackhammer
Loathing Legion kitchen sink
Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
Loathing Legion moondial
Loathing Legion necktie
Loathing Legion pizza stone
Loathing Legion rollerblades
Loathing Legion tape measure
Loathing Legion tattoo needle
Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
Lobos Mints
Lobster qua Grill
Lockenstock™ sandals
lollipop cufflinks
lollipop stick
lowercase a
lump of coal
lump of diamond
macaroni duck
machetito
malevolent medallion
mannequin leg
map to Ellsbury's Claim
map to Professor Jacking's laboratory
map to the Kegger in the Woods
map to The Landscaper's Lair
map to the Magic Commune
map to the Skate Park
map to Vanya's Castle
mariachi hat
mariachi toothpaste
marshmallow flambé
meat shield
meat st‰¿bing club
Mecha Mayhem Club Card
medium slimy cyst
Mega Gem
Meleegra™ pills
memory of a C
memory of a CA base pair
memory of a CG base pair
memory of a CT base pair
memory of a cultist's robe
memory of a G
memory of a glowing crystal
memory of a grappling hook
memory of a GT base pair
memory of a small stone block
memory of a stone half-circle
memory of a T
memory of an A
memory of an AG base pair
memory of an AT base pair
memory of half a stone circle
memory of some delicious amino acids
Mer-kin breastplate
mermaid's purse
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses
Meteoid ice beam
metrognome
microwave stogie
miniature pruning shears
miniature tophat
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
Mint Yulep
misfit dolly
misfit hobby horse
misfit teddy bear
missing wine
moist sack
mole molé
molten medallion
monstrous monocle
motivational poster
moveable feast
mulled cider
multi-pass
mummy costume
musty moccasins
My First Shaker™
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
nasty-ass club
nauseating reagent
Necbro wafers
necrotizing body spray
nest egg
neurostim pill
Newbiesport™ backpack
Newbiesport™ tent
newborn kobold
Newman's Own Trousers
night-vision goggles
Nightstalker perfume
Northern pemmican
notbig laminated card
NPZR chemistry set
observational glasses
old school Mafia knicke½æ
old sweatpants
old-school flying disc
orange popsicle
Oreille Divisée brandy
organ grinder
origami "gentlemen's" magazine
orquette's phone number
overpriced "imported" beer
oyster egg balloon
pacifier necklace
pack of pogs
packet of pumpkin seeds
padded tortoise
Pain Dip
painted shield
painted turtle
pair of bolt cutters
panicked kernel
paperclip
paperclip cape
paperclip pants
paperclip sproinger
paperclip turban
paperclip-on tie
passable elf mask
pawn cookie
peanut brittle shield
pear supersucker
pearidot
pebblebräu
penguin focaccia bread
peppermint crook
peppermint parasol
peppermint patty
Peppermint Pip Packet
peppermint rhino baby
peppermint sprout
peppermint twist
percent sign
perfectly ordinary frog
pernicious cudgel
pet anemone
pet rock "Groucho" disguise
pet rock "Snooty" disguise
petrified wood
photocopied monster
physiostim pill
Piddles
pile of loose snow
pipe wrench
piping organ pie
pixel chain whip
pixel cross
pixel holy water
pixel morning star
pixel orb
pixel stopwatch
pixel whip
pixellated moneybag
plain old beer
plastic Crimbo reindeer
plastic cup of beer
plastic cup of flat beer
plastic spider ring
plastic vampire fangs
PlexiPips
pocketwatch on a chain
pog #01 (spider)
pog #02 (Knob goblin)
pog #03 (warwelf)
pog #04 (skleleton)
pog #05 (ninja snowman)
pog #06 (filthy hippy)
pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
pog #08 (hellion)
pog #09 (pirate)
pog #10 (hobo)
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)
pointy red hat
poison pen
poisonous caviar
Pokëmann band-aid
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
Pokëmann figurine: Duck
Pokëmann figurine: Frank
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap
Pokëmann figurine: Moog
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth
Polka Pop
poodle skirt
pool of liquid metal
portable motorcycle
portable photocopier
potion of fishy speed
pottery barn owl figurine
powdered donut
powdered sealbone
powdered wig
press-on ribs
pressurized potion of pneumaticity
pretty pink bow
protein paste
puff of smoke
pumpkin
pumpkin beer
pumpkin bomb
pumpkin carriage
pumpkin juice
pumpkin pie
pumpkinhead mask
puzzling ribbon
puzzling trophy
quadroculars
quantum taco
queen cookie
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
raisin
rat tooth polish
Rattlin' Chains
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity
recording of Chorale of Companionship
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
recording of Prelude of Precision
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
red China marble
red drunki-bear
red gummi ingot
Red Rover BB gun
red wagon
red-and-green sweater
red-hot medallion
reflection of a map
rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
respected companion biscuit
Retenez L'Herbe Paté
ribbon candy
rickety old unicycle
ridiculous belt
ridiculous cocktail
ridiculous earring
ridiculous sandwich
ridiculous sunglasses
right parenthesis
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.
rock lobster
rockfish stomach
rocky road ice cream
roller skate decoy
roller skate doll
rook cookie
Ruby Rod
rusty metal greaves
rusty piece of rebar
rxr shield
S.A.V.E. flyer
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
sack lunch
Safari Jack's moustache
samurai turtle
samurai turtle helmet
sandpaper
Sangria de Menthe
Schmalz's First Prize Beer
Schrödinger's thermos
scissor duck
scrap of shadow
scrap of sticky paper
seal eyeball
seal lube
seal-blubber candle
seal-brain elixir
sealhide belt
sealhide buckler
sealhide cloak
sealhide gloves
sealhide hood
sealhide leggings
sealhide moccasins
sealhide seal doll
sealhide snare
sealhide whip
secret from the future
secret tropical island volcano lair map
security blankie
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo
Seven Loco
severed flipper
shadowy seal eye
shaking 4-d camera
sham champagne
shin gourds
shiny tribal beads
shoo-fish pie
shredded hellseal hide
Silver Bullet beer
silver cheese-slicer
silver keg
silver paté knife
silver salt-shaker
silver shotgun shell
sinister ancient tablet
sinister demon mask
six tiny wedges of goat cheese
sizzling seal fat
skate blade
skate board
skate skates
skate skin
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr
sleep mask
sleeping piano cat
sleeping stocking
sleeping wereturtle
slime convention coupons
slime convention flyers
slime convention pin
slime convention swag bag
slime convention t-shirt
slime stack
slime-covered club
slime-covered compass
slime-covered greaves
slime-covered helmet
slime-covered lantern
slime-covered necklace
slime-covered shovel
slime-covered speargun
slime-soaked brain
slime-soaked hypophysis
slime-soaked sweat gland
slimy alveolus
slimy fermented bile bladder
slimy sweetbreads
slippery when wet shield
slow jam collection
small laminated card
small slimy cyst
smiley-face sticker
smiling rat
smoked potsherd
snailmail bits
snailmail breeches
snailmail coif
snailmail hauberk
snapdragon pistil
snow belt
snow halo
snow hat
snow pants
snowball
sock garters
sorority brain
sorority girl's box
soup turtle
soyburger juice
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
space jam
space jam toast
Space Trip safety headphones
space trooper helmet
Spacefleet Communicator Badge
spaghetti cult mask
spaghetti cult robe
spaghetti cult rosary
spangly mariachi pants
spangly mariachi vest
spangly sombrero
spangly unitard
speed limit shield
spiky turtle helmet
spiky turtle shield
spiky turtle shoulderpads
spiraling shape
sponge cake
spooky bark
Spooky Putty monster
spooky sap
squamous polyp
square CRIMBCOOKIE
squirming Slime larva
squirmy violent party snack
Stabonic scroll
Staff of Queso Escusado
Staff of the Grand Flambé
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
Staff of the Soupbone
Staff of the Woodfire
stapler bear
Star of Bravery
steely marble
stick of "gum"
stick-on mini solar panels
stinky cheese ball
stinky cheese diaper
stinky cheese eye
stinky cheese sword
stinky cheese wheel
stomach turnover
stop shield
strange cube
strawberry popsicle
strawberry supersucker
strawberyl
strawberyl necklace
stray chihuahua
streetfighting champion's belt
string of Crimbo lights
string of dingle balls
stuffed bandersnatch
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth
stuffed carpenter
stuffed caterpillar
stuffed crazy bastard sword
stuffed dodo
stuffed key
stuffed martini
stuffed Meat
stuffed mink
stuffed monocle
stuffed pocketwatch
stuffed porpoise
stuffed teddy butler
stuffed tin of caviar
stuffed treasure chest
stuffed walrus
stuffed-shirt scarecrow
sucker bucket
sucker hakama
sucker kabuto
sucker scaffold
sucker tachi
sugar chapeau
sugar shank
sugar shard
sugar sheet
sugar shield
sugar shillelagh
sugar shirt
sugar shorts
sugar shotgun
sun-dried tofu
super-sweet boom box
superduperball
superheated fudge
Supreme Being Glossary
suspicious stocking
Swabbie™ swab
Sweet Sword
syncopated turtle
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡
tainted seal's blood
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
tangle of rat tails
tempura air
The Art of Slapfighting
The Art of Slapfighting (used)
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
The Trickster's Trikitixa
Tickle-Me Emilio
tiny do-rag
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman
tiny plastic Big Candy
tiny plastic colollilossus
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard
tiny plastic trollipop
Toot Oriole care package
tourmalime
tourmalime tourniquet
trilobite candy mold
trilobite fossil
Trivial Avocations board game
Trivial Avocations Card: What?
Trivial Avocations Card: When?
Trivial Avocations Card: Where?
Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
Ultracolor™ shirt
Uncle Crimbo's Sack
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
Vial of jus de larmes
Vodka Matryoshka
wand of fudge control
wheel
wind-up meatcar
yellow drunki-bear
yellow gummi ingot
your own black heart
zmobie
Zu Mannkäse Dienen
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)