I have decided, on account of an inexplicable need to inflict the products of my febrile mind upon the world at large, to archive the garish, overbusy, muddy, and poorly-thought-out products of my dabbling with Photoshop. I am (it will become obvious) self-trained, with no formal instruction in graphic design and a minimal understanding of color theory and typography. I attempt, rather unsuccessfully, to compensate with an overuse of clip art and plugin filters.

Retrospective Commentary from 2005: I also used "Bryce 3d" and "Poser" more than anyone ought to (which is to say, at all). Sorry. Won't ever happen again.

Contents

• Romans vs. Mi-Go
• "The Tourists"
• Left, Left, Down, Back, High Kick
• Mind-Control Propaganda for the Glowstick Set
• Developers! Developers! Developers!
• Otto, The X-Ray Technician
• Glorious Air-Tractors
• It Is Useless, But There Are Monkeys
• Horrible Thing On A Stick
• This Is Called "Primate" And I Do Not Know Why
• For Science!
• Comics For A Post-Narrative Age
• I Cannot Draw
• Yay! It's...This!
• Damn Those Search-Engine Robots, I Really Liked That Title
• SheepCraft
• BLOQUEADA!
  
  

  Tentacular Terrors Invade Rome!

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