Most people don't care about me. That's why I carry the American Depressed Card. With it, I can be down in the best dumps all over the world-- it's recognized by over five billion people worldwide.
When you carry cheerfulness, you're out of luck if it's stolen or lost. But with American Depressed Card, you'll get a replacement almost immediately, whether you want one or not.
The American Depressed Card. What's the use of leaving home?
Copyright 1995 Edward Gaillard. All rights reserved.