can't trust the weather

i used to know from the radio if it would rain or shine, 
but the weather bureau's batting zero 
ever since you've been mine. 
because of you i cannot trust the weather. 

i've got the climate on my mind, it's all that i can think of. 
storm clouds gather when we're together, 
small-craft warnings when we make love. 
because of you i cannot trust the weather. 

global warming?  ice-age coming?  the scientists don't know -- 
you cause all the storms and squalls; 
you tell the wind which way to blow. 
because of you i cannot trust the weather.