I am the author of five books. The latest and greatest: Is Tiny Dancer Really Elton's Little John?: Music's Most Enduring Mysteries, Myths, and Rumors Revealed. To order a copy from Amazon, click here.
My previous four books were collections of misheard lyrics, a.k.a. mondegreens. (For more information on mondegreens, click here.) Rosie O'Donnell, speaking of the second one on her show (she also sang some excerpts), said "This is a funny, funny, funny, funny, funny book." I cull the funniest mishearings from reader submissions, and the degree to which people misinterpet lyrics will boggle your mind. (I've never made any up--I get too much great mail to do that.)
The first was 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy and Other Misheard Lyrics. It was illustrated by the enormously talented Chris Kalb, also famous for his work on Breakup Girl; if you want to buy it on Amazon, click here.
The second was He's Got the Whole World in His Pants and More Misheard Lyrics. It was illustrated by Seth, who also does an excellent comic book called Palookaville.
The third was When a Man Loves a Walnut and Even More Misheard Lyrics. It was illustrated by Shary Flenniken, who is a national treasure and was the author of the "Trots and Bonnie" comic strip in National Lampoon's heyday.
The fourth was Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly and Other Misheard Christmas Lyrics. It was illustrated by the extremely funny Ted Stearn, the author of a comic book from Fantagraphics called Fuzz and Pluck.
There's also an ongoing series of 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy calendars, for people who prefer to get their mondegreens while finding out what day of the week it is.