Do I act or do I wait?
Do I ask her on a date?
Should I meet her in the mall?
Should I meet her in the hall?
Would you, could you, in a bar?
Would you, could you, in my car?
Would you, could you, touch my lip?
Would you, could you, with a whip?
I do not like to body-slam.
I do not like it, Sam I am.
I do not want to kiss your nose.
I do not like this ugly rose.
Is there anything but "noose,"
That really rhymes with "Doctor Seuss?"
February 12, 1993