I have to confess, when I've tested whatever JS there is on the site and checked the graphical output of the code, I've used Netscape 4.. I don't like IE, on principle.. YMMV.
If you want the site to look more modern, slick, funky, hip, elaborate and heavily designed just like all those other "professional" sites out there, just use this link for a preview of exciting, vibrant 1990s design! (NB, vomit warning!)
Parse.cgi parses a pages in a "custom" format (.par files) into the html the browser sees. Among other features, parse.cgi permits random/ client-dependent/ cookie-dependent text substitutions on the fly, footnotes and easy indexing.
Before you say "that's so stupid, why make another language instead of html", read this. Besides, it basically is html, but with certain enhancements. (Think of it as preprocessor-enabled-html).
You can also see a listing of parse.cgi to get a general feel for the programming sloppiness.. if you're curious about the other maintenance/utility programs in the "suite" after experiencing that horror, well, email me I suppose.
If you're into buzz words I suppose it's DHTML, but in a pretty sick, anachronistic way.
Information I collect
I will attempt to collect e-mail addresses, IP addresses, time stamps, encryption keys, cookie jar states and other browser information (including lists of previously visited porn sites), shoe sizes, home and business addresses and phone numbers, medical records, financial information, credit card- and bank account numbers, embarrasing sexual secrets, and other useful information from visitors to my web pages.
How this information is used
The information I collect may be used to enhance the user experience on my web site; to contact and annoy visitors for marketing purposes; to contact and annoy visitors for no particular purpose at all; to attempt to interfer with the visitor's computer and corrupt and destroy data; to interfere with, and to create random havoc in, the visitors personal life for the purposes of my personal amusement; and to enhance the balance of my bank account in any way I see fit. In the case of anyone sending e-mail to me directly, I reserve the right to sell their e-mail addresses, their actual e-mails, and any information derived therefrom, to anyone, as I see fit. If no one wants to pay, I may eventually release it into the public domain under terms equivalent to the GNU Public License, and make it available to the public public for free.
How to notify me regarding your privacy
If you want to notify me regarding your privacy, or if you have other questions or comments, please let me know by sending e-mail to me at the e-mail address shown below. Please tell me of any concerns you may have and make sure to include a valid credit card number and expiration date (for purposes including but not limited to verification of your identity). I may take reasonable steps to ensure an actual possibility of addressing your concerns, such steps possibly including scanning the headers of, or time permitting actually reading, your e-mail. The contact email address shall be at email@example.com. Your concerns are very important to me, so please put the EXACT words "delete this immediately after checking for CC#" in the subject line, so that me or my mail filters may identify your e-mail correctly for special attention. Thank you!