Three Windows Haiku:Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Give me a Plumber's Friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world.
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet, some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.