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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and
over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a
page where you can see three at a time..
Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the
center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation
works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
— Kelvin Throop III
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are
Socrates.
— Woody Allen
St. Mary's home for the occasionally coherent
is sponsoring a staring contest
— George Carlin
By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily
culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet,
some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.
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