Click on a head to go to next level down. If you find an animated picture you can click on that as well to go to 3rd level.
NEWER STUFF:

03/04/06:
Panama pics
Panama pics
Panama pics
Panama pics
02/07/06:
Enjoy the melodic sounds of Roger&Xavier singing me to sleep
01/24/06:
Proteus dive locker 27 year reunion
11/29/05:
New pics of Roger and his brutha Xavier
10/24/05 World Series Game 2 WS Game 2
04/06/05 Of course I want to be Groom of the Stool Worst jobs in history
11/24/04 So how's that full back tattoo coming along?
08/16/04 My 5 acre tropical paradise in Panama
10/15/03 Cubs National League CHampionship Series Game #7
08/06/03 kikkoman international hero
! 04/21/03 The Dutton Clan
04/09/03 Check out my new ultimate pc
08/27/02 My wife looking marvelous in her new pet pouch
08/27/02 It's also functional
06/17/02 Canyon what canyon?!
06/17/02 Dogs Fear me.
06/17/02 I'm Mary Poppins.

Newsletters you do want to subscribe to:
Bizarre News Weird things goofy people do.
Morbid Du Jour Mans inhumanity to man throughout the ages.
Lockergnome PC software/tips/sites


What happens when the human body doesn't decay but turns to a waxy cheese? ADIPOCERE that's what. Don't forget to pick up some clothes with actual dead people on them. My tanktop really attracts the birds.

The fine art of pet shaping and what a perfect gift.

OLDER STUFF:
Collage of my better half
Greatest ballplayer ever at my party
My Shrunken head, not yours.
A little something for your web building:
html/hex color chart
Latest cool downloads:


Scroll down on right to view random quote generator. A new one each time you load page. Let them mold and guide your life. Ha!

Standard Obligatory Construction sign.