Tired of household cleaning?  Tired of wasting your life over the backbreaking
work of sweeping and vacuuming?  Well, take heart.  You will never have to
vacuum again, with EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS.  With EDENTEX(TM) DIRT 
EATING AARDVARKS, your house can be sparklingly clean without your lifting
a finger.  This is because EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS are aardvarks
which have actually been genetically engineered to eat dirt.

Drop something on the floor, and whoosh!  Within seconds, there are EDENTEX(TM)
DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS right there to pick it up.  No muss, no fuss.  While you
enjoy your day, meanwhile EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS are hard at work
in your home, poking their snouts into every corner of every room and
eliminating dirt from your life.

No more SWEEPING      No more VACUUMING      No more SPONGING FLOORS
No more DUSTING       No more SCRUBBING      No more SHAMPOOING CARPETS


EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS thrive on dirt!  And they clean dirt off
your floors before it even has a chance to get ground into carpets, smeared 
onto tile, or lost in corners.  Dust mice under the bed?  EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-
EATING AARDVARKS are there.  Lumps under the rug?  No problem for EDENTEX(TM)
DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS.

Just listen to these testimonials from only a few of our many satisfied
customers:

"I'll never have to vacuum again!  I never knew how clean a house could
 be until I got EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS."
     -- Mrs. T.M., Ruthenville, Illinois

"Nothing cleans up stray machine shop waste like EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING
 AARDVARKS.  I only wish we had more of them."
     -- T.R., Joplin, Missouri

"I don't even take a shower any more.  I just lie on the floor and let 
 EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS clean me all over with their little 
 pink tongues."
     -- Miss J.S., Tenklenburg, Ohio

"Our studies have found EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS... safe... when 
 used under... [normal] conditions."
     -- FDA Study

EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS-- Ask about them at your local shop!
You've never had it so good before until you have tried the real thing,
so don't be fooled by cheap rodent imitations.  Ask for, and receive,
the only genuine EDENTEX(TM) DIRT-EATING AARDVARKS.