MacWorld Magazine:
   Will go through paper shredder

Crystal Semiconductor Databook:
   Will go through paper shredder

DEC RQDX2 Q-Bus Disk Controller Card:
   Will go through paper shredder

DEC VT-180 Keyboard:
   Will not go through paper shredder

Office Chair Cushion:
   Will go through paper shredder

Mouse Pad:
   Will go through paper shredder

Wall Clock:
   Will not go through paper shredder

Telephone Book:
   Will go through paper shredder

Pioneer Home Stereo:
   Will go through paper shredder only after disassembly

Ceiling Tile:
   Will go through paper shredder

Secretary's Hair:
   Will go through paper shredder

Open-Cell Foam Packing Material:
   Will not go through paper shredder

Thin (20 GA) Sheet Aluminum:
   Will go through paper shredder

Thomas and Finney's _Calculus_ text:
   Will go through paper shredder only after diassembly

RS-232 Cables:
   Will go through paper shredder

Rice Cakes:
   Will go through paper shredder

Rubber Bath Mat:
   Will go through paper shredder

Microsoft Word Diskettes:
   Will go through paper shredder

VMS V5.0 9-track Tapes:
   Will go through paper shredder

White Terrier:
   Won't even stay in same room with paper shredder

Can of Compressed Gas:
   Goes partway through paper shredder; do not try this

Side Panel from Sun-3:
   Will not go through paper shredder

Three-ring Hole Punch:
   Will not go through paper shredder

Two-band Broadcast Electronics Audio Compressor:
   Will not go through paper shredder

Paper:
   Will no longer go through paper shredder