Written by: nick@AIM.COM (Nick Carlson). (Thanks to John Birberg for sending me a copy!)

to the tune of "Amanda"

        I'm logged on to Netcom, with bandwith to spare
        my in-box says Olga... is back in my hair
        I kneel at my keyboard, oh God thanks for my life
        and that I don't pay per email and that I don't need a wife

        Oh Ol-ga, you're from the Ukraine
        please tell me why, you're such a big pain
        Oh Ol-ga, you're from the Ukraine
        please tell me why, you're such a big pain

        There's a bunch of us listers, who don't understand
        this constant bombardment of posts from this man
        who's pimping poor Olga and some other gals
        to me, Steve and Freedom, and the rest of our pals

        Oh Ol-ga, you're from the Ukraine
        please tell me why, you're such a big pain
        Oh Ol-ga, you're from the Ukraine
        please tell me why, you're such a big pain