"This package may
contain equivalent to new parts" -- Packing tape on Dell equipment
replacement part(s)
"Receive one free
non-peak, non-prime, non-VIP pre-Thanksgiving ticket
with every non-peak, non-prime, non-VIP pre-Thanksgiving ticket
purchased." From a Wendy's bag offering a free ticket to the Radio City
Christmas Spectacular (8/2002)
"noticeably subtle" advertisement for air freshener
"a cacaphony of delicate
flavors" advertisement
Baseball
cap seen for sale on website: "Cal Ripken
Official Locker Room Retirement Cap"
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