The Way Things Work

 

There are a lot of things that work opposite from what we are used to.  The water in the toilets is much lower that in the States (they take protecting the environment very seriously) so it is hard to see the water go in the reverse direction.  I have seen water drain counter-clockwise in the sink.  My scientist father says it is not necessarily the rotation of the earth pulling the water the other way around and that it could be the shape of the container that the water is draining out of.  I then challenged him to get something in his house to drain counter clockwise, because things just don’t drain clockwise here and it looks weird.

 

Other things that are “backwards”:  you flick a light switch up to turn it off, cars drive on the left side of the street, the two-dollar coin is smaller than the one-dollar coin, seasons, of course, are reversed, and dates are given as day then month, even when speaking.

 

It is odd to see classic American cars, like a Mustang, with the steering wheel on the right side of the car.  Clearly they were manufactured for the left-driving market because the cost and effort involved in moving it to the other side of an already running car would be prohibitive.  Not only does the steering wheel move but also the whole of the dashboard, the pedals and most of all, the mirrors.

 

The phone numbers are something to learn.  There are 1800 numbers and 1900 numbers, just like we’re used to but then there are 13 numbers.  I’m not sure if there is an additional charge for 13 numbers or if there is no charge for them.  I’ve generally seen them as customer service numbers or as the number that a company will use in their advertisements.  13 numbers don’t usually have many digits in the, they’re usually a total of six digits including the 13.  There is an ad for a company whose phone number is 13 30 32 (they don’t use dashes between the numbers here) and they end with a boy saying “firdeen ferdy firdy-two”.

 

Other phone numbers are different too.  Land line numbers are eight digits, and there are leading zeroes in some city codes (Rome does this too).  I would give my home number as 02-9976-0693, and that is exactly how someone would dial it from outside the city.  When dialing from the States it is dialed as 011-612-9976-0693 so the leading zeroes go away.

 

Mobile numbers have a “mobile area code” and then a six-digit number.  So my mobile is 0423-622-818.  When I bought the phone the number was already programmed onto the SIM card.  So regardless of where I buy it or use it I have this same “area code”.  I could have purchased it for use pretty much anywhere in Australia, although it was probably a safe bet I would use it locally.

 

When Australians say a number like 622 they say “six double-two”, not “six two two”.

 

Electrical outlets all have a lightswitch so you can turn off the electricity to one plug at a time.  It can’t be for safety to toddlers because it is so easy to flip the switch.  For lamps with a complicated on-off switch it is a convenient way to turn on the light.  I still am not convinced that’s why they’re there.

 

Many things here seem smaller--not in the Japanese, we will out-tech you in the smaller and better mode but in a just plain smaller sense.  I know that many people comment that everything in the US is so big.

 

Our oven is too small to hold my beautiful Kitchen Aid roasting pan.  We have two sinks, one is big enough for about three mugs and the other is still smaller than the sink we used to have.  It is difficult to wash a big pot in it.  We feel like we are doubled over to get things out of the fridge.  Cars are generally smaller, with the exception of SUVs which are about the same size as in the States.

 

Like good old Ma Bell, Telstra, the major telephone company, will allow you to rent your phone from them.  I’ve heard that they recently privatized Telstra and it has become the Verizon of the Southern Hemisphere. 

 

Dial tone in Europe is a steady tone.  Here it sounds like a phone ringing but it is just one long brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …..

 

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