V-O: What do you get when you take voodoo priests...
{The scene is of a black male wearing a witch doctor headress shaking a smoking pot over a bonfire as scantily clad women dance in a circle shaking their acting degrees from Julliard.}
V-O: ...toss in a cool five million in stolen diamonds...
{The scene cuts to a warehouse where a couple of stereotypical thugs dressed in leather jackets and sunglasses pop open an attache case revealing the priceless stones. One man, in a horrendous New York accent exclaims "Hey Mr. Big is gonna dig dat ice."}
V-O: ...a group of modern-day Nazis bent on conquering the world ... or destroying it ...
{This scene has several brown-shirted men goose stepping into a warehouse before a wall size photo of Adolf Hitler, as a decrepit old man with coke- bottle glasses grins a near toothless smile and returns their salute.}
V-O: ....all in the tropical paradise of Acapulco? It ain't a vacation, sunshine!
{A calm sandy beach seen on hundreds of travel brochures explodes into action as an ice blue Ferrari leaps over a dune, spins a doughnut, then screams off down the deserted beach as a helicopter chases them firing off thousands of rounds of ammo which kick up clouds of sand all around the sportscar.}
V-O: Interpol operative Sven Broderick and his partner Special Agent Rock Badderman are back!
{A shot of the interior of the car shows Sven Broderick ("Icebreaker" Torvald Reikkersen) and Rock Badderman ("Bad" Brad Watkins) jammed inside, with a buxom, bikini clad woman perched in what must be an uncomfortable position atop the gear box. Broderick at the wheel cuts a hard left turn, running a pursuing motorcyclist into the surf. Badderman turns around and fires what must be 75 rounds from his handgun...but the helicopter is undeterred. Finally Broderick produces a rocket launcher (presumably from under the seat) and Badderman sends the aerial pursuer to a fiery tomb.}
V-O: "Frozen Hell 4: Tropical Freeze" is coming soon...and it's cool!
{This time Broderick and Badderman are chained together swinging from the Acapulco cliffs as a maniacal man in a Hawaiian shirt spouts out the infamous line "At last, the end of agents Broderick and Badderman."}
Broderick (Reikkersen): There's a cold wind coming from the North, Von Luchenstendorff, its name is Broderick, and its going to freeze your ass off.
Man (looking irate at Broderick's insolence): Gottin Himmel, he must have ice in his veins! Have you any last words Badderman?
Badderman (Watkins): Pal, these are new shoes and they haven't had their quota of butt kicking...yet.
V-O: Your favorite hot shot, bad boys of law are back in the greatest adventure yet. Don't miss "Frozen Hell 4: Tropical Freeze"
{The commercial ends with Broderick and Badderman getting chewed out by the local authorities as each man has a delicious babe on each arm.}
Badderman (Watkins) looking at the lovely women: Yes sir, I guess this means we're under house arrest.
Broderick (Reikkersen): You mean "Four Star Hotel Arrest", right ladies?
**{This motion picture has not been rated}**