Hello all, 

Mr. Jerry Falwell has finally figured it all out. He has outed Tinky
Winky, the big purple Teletubbie from the PBS children's show. He's purple
and has a has a triangle antenna on his head. He also carries a purse,
which, according to Itsy Bitsy productions, is just a magic bag. Just like
me, in fact. That's how I refer to my own purse, don't you know.

Check out http://www.msnbc.com/news/239986.asp for the SHOCKING expose.

Honestly, if all Fallwell thinks you need to be gay is a purple outfit, a
purse, and a triangular antenna on your head. I feel sorry for him, I
really do. What's needed is many more accessories. As Patsy says, you can
never have enough hats, gloves, scarves or shoes. Right. Cheers. Thanks a
lot.

If you have ever seen what Falwell wears on Larry King Live, you know
immediately he is not gay. But, I am sure he will have his comeuppance
when Tinky Winky is found crusing the local mens room with George Michael 
after a night at the bars on West Street.

Mr. Winky will be holding a press conference in Hyde Park later today
fully explaining his purpleness. He has also confounded audience by
wearing the littlest Teletubbie, Po, in alternating back pockets.

--Seth

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