Val’s Wellesley Purity Test

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.

  1. Have you ever: attended Wellesley College?
  2. had a crush on a student? (exchange, visiting, & of course CE students count)
  3. on your roommate?
  4. on your girlfriend's roommate?
  5. on your tutor, RA, HP, CG president, or other student in authority?
  6. on a professor?
  7. on a head of house, other administrator, or other College employee?
  8. on Diana, Molly, and/or Geneva?
  9. approached any of the above about your crush on him/her?
  10. had sexual contact as a result of your approach?
  11. had illegal sexual contact as a result? (i.e. with a College employee)
  12. received academic privileges (better grades, library fines canceled, etc.) as a result?
  13. begun a sexual relationship as a result?
  14. had sexual contact with Diana/Molly/Geneva?
  15. with more than one of them at once?
  1. Have you ever: given a backrub to another student with no ulterior motives?
  2. for the purpose of becoming romantically/sexually closer?
  3. been praised for your backrubs?
  4. become locally famous for your backrubs?
  5. received a backrub from another student with no apparent ulterior motives?
  6. with apparent ulterior motives?
  7. made out with a student as a result of a backrub given or received?
  8. had sex with a student as a result of a backrub given or received?
  1. Have you ever: failed to finish a paper or take-home exam as a result of sex or sex-related oversleeping?
  2. missed class as a result of sex or sex-related oversleeping?
  3. the first day of class?
  4. an in-class exam or a class period in which a paper you'd actually done was due?
  5. a scheduled final exam?
  6. any part of first-year orientation you weren't already planning to skip?
  7. your or your partner's graduation?
  8. developed a crush on someone as a result of being in a class together?
  9. offered to study together, share notes, etc., as a result of such a crush?
  10. entered a sexual relationship as a result of such academic efforts?
  11. made out/had sex in any part of any academic building, excluding the roof of the Science Center? (we'll get to that later)
  1. Have you ever: had a sexual relationship with a Wellesley student?
  2. with an MIT, Harvard, Babson, or other Boston college student?
  3. with more than one person at once, at least one not knowing?
  4. with everyone cognizant?
  5. stayed on campus over Wintersession or the summer to be with a partner?
  6. without telling your parent/guardian/whoever was paying your tuition?
  7. gone skinny-dipping (by yourself is pathetic and does not count)?
  8. been feebly scolded by Campus Po as a result?
  9. been on a date since coming to Wellesley?
  10. been on more than one date in a 24-hour period?
  11. been on more than three dates in a 24-hour period?
  12. made out on a first date?
  13. had sex on a first date?
  14. entered a sexual relationship without dating first?
  15. with someone you didn't really know?
  16. been on the receiving end of matchmaking efforts?
  17. done any matchmaking of your own?
  18. attempted to throw two of your friends together in a sexual way?
  19. been thrown together with someone by a mutual friend in a sexual way?
  20. created a sexual relationship as a result of any of the last 4 endeavors?
  1. Have you ever: kissed a person of the same sex?
  2. liked it?
  3. kissed a person of the opposite sex?
  4. liked it?
  5. had an erotic dream?
  6. masturbated?
  7. with an object?
  8. had sex with a person of the same sex?
  9. had sex with a person of the opposite sex?
  10. written sexual letters?
  11. made sexual diary entries?
  12. sent sexual email?
  13. made sexual phone calls? (Whispering Woman confessions count)
  14. received any of the above?
  15. had sex with someone more than 10 years older/younger than you?
  16. more than 20 years older/younger?
  17. received money, drugs or other currency in exchange for sex?
  18. given money, drugs or other currency in exchange for sex?
  19. had sex with someone while fantasizing about someone else?
  20. about someone of a sex other than your partner?
  21. done either of the last two with your partner cognizant and/or joining in?
  22. fantasized about someone you don't know (Nicole Kidman, Madeleine Albright, etc.)?
  23. with your partner cognizant and/or joining in?
  24. fantasized about someone you do know (your best friend, your RA, your mother-in-law, Diana, etc.)?
  25. with your partner cognizant and/or joining in?
  26. fantasized about someone truly unattainable (e.g. Rupert Everett for girls, Anne Heche for boys)?
  27. with your partner cognizant, joining in, and/or pitying you?
  1. Have you ever: had sex more than three times in a 24-hour period?
  2. had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period?
  3. of different sexes?
  4. with more than three people in a 24-hour period?
  5. been involved in sexual contact for three or more hours at a time?
  6. for six or more hours at a time?
  7. had an orgasm?
  8. given someone else an orgasm?
  9. had more than three orgasms in a 24-hour period?
  10. given someone else more than three orgasms in a 24-hour period?
  11. had sex on campus?
  12. been audible to neighbors, or made a partner audible?
  13. had sex on campus in a place other than in someone's room?
  14. had sex outside on campus? (steam tunnels and Science Center roof both count)
  15. been caught in a sexual act?
  16. by a relative?
  17. caught anyone in a sexual act? (walking in on your parents counts)
  18. played antisocial so the person at your door wouldn't see the person(s) in your bed?
  19. been a person hiding in bed in such a situation?
  20. been involved in sexual contact while either of you was on the phone?
  21. while on the phone with your mother or other relative?
  1. Have you ever: played Spin the Bottle?
  2. had sex as a result of playing?
  3. begun a sexual relationship as a result of playing?
  4. suggested the game as a means of getting it on with someone?
  1. Have you ever: identified privately as homosexual, bisexual, or otherwise not straight?
  2. identified publicly as homosexual, bisexual, or otherwise not straight?
  3. identified to family members, friends from high school, etc., as homosexual, bisexual, or otherwise not straight?
  4. lost friends or family as a result?
  5. had a roommate move out or end up moving out yourself as a result?
  6. had a roommate reveal a similar identity as a result?
  7. identified privately as transgendered?
  8. identified publicly as transgendered?
  9. identified to family members, friends from high school, etc., as transgendered?
  10. lost friends or family as a result?
  11. taken hormones to sexually change your body?
  12. undergone a sex change operation?
  13. been verbally or physically assaulted, fired, ostracized, or disowned as a result of any of the above?
  14. gone on Jerry Springer about any of the above?
  15. felt that your life defined the phrase "dyke drama" or otherwise deserved its own talk show episode?
  1. Have you ever: been to a frat party or on-campus society party?
  2. made out with a male you met there?
  3. on the premises in public view?
  4. had sex with a male you met there?
  5. the night you met him?
  6. made out with a female you met there?
  7. on the premises in public view?
  8. had sex with a female you met there? (non-Wellesley students count)
  9. the night you met her?
  1. had a crush on a society girl? (Shakespeare counts)
  2. tea'ed her society to get romantically and/or sexually closer to her?
  3. tea'ed one or more societies to meet girls for sexual purposes?
  4. succeeded in either of the last two endeavors?
  1. Have you ever: had a crush on a rugby, ultimate, or other sport player?
  2. ogled her at practices/games? (watching covertly from your window counts)
  3. gone to a Shakespeare performance to ogle one or more crushes?
  4. gone to any other performance (Dancers, Widows, poetry slams, etc.) for this purpose?
  1. Have you ever: made a move on your roommate?
  2. been overtly flirted with by your roommate?
  3. successfully seduced your roommate?
  4. been successfully seduced by your roommate?
  5. been in a sexual relationship with your roommate?
  6. become someone's roommate to continue a sexual relationship?
  7. in the hopes of beginning a sexual relationship?
  8. succeeded in the last endeavor?
  1. Have you ever: been seduced for the purpose of group sexual contact?
  2. seduced anyone for the purpose of group sexual contact?
  3. consensually restrained anyone for sexual purposes?
  4. been consensually restrained by anyone for sexual purposes?
  5. practiced consensual domination?
  6. submission?
  7. sadism?
  8. masochism?
  9. bloodsports?
  10. humiliation?
  11. sexual role-playing? (teacher-student, cop-criminal, HOH-RA, etc.)
  12. any of the above in public?
  13. any of the above with someone you didn't really know?
  14. marked someone during sexual contact? (yes, hickeys count)
  15. been marked during sexual contact?
  16. drawn blood or left blisters, burns or deep scratches during sexual contact? (hickeys no longer count)
  17. bled or been given blisters, burns or deep scratches during sexual contact?
  18. left scars on a partner from sexual contact?
  19. been given such scars?
  20. (you or your partner) worn clothing and/or makeup to conceal any of these types of marks?
  21. (you or your partner) been teased by others about such marks?
  22. (you or your partner) shown off such marks and/or boasted about them?
  23. (your or your partner's) mom or someone equivalent noticed such marks on either of you?
  1. Have you ever: made friends with someone to get closer to his/her friend, roommate, sibling, etc.?
  2. cheated on someone with his/her friend, roommate, sibling, etc.?
  3. dumped anyone for such a person?
  4. been dumped by anyone for such a person?
  5. dated your way through a group of friends?
  6. dated anyone who has been directly involved in any of the above?
  7. seen friendships destroyed as a result of any of the above? (you don't have to have been directly involved)
  8. had to move out, change dorms, and/or leave town as a result of any of the above?
  1. Have you ever: been given alcohol or drugs for the purpose of coercing sex?
  2. given anyone alcohol or drugs for the purpose of coercing sex?
  3. witnessed such a coercive situation and done nothing?
  4. assaulted anyone sexually?
  5. been sexually assaulted by a near- or total stranger?
  6. by someone you knew?
  7. given emotional, medical, financial, and/or other aid to someone who had been sexually assaulted?
  8. become involved with an assault prevention, education, or support group?
  9. taken self-defense classes for the purpose of becoming prepared to defend against assault?
  10. started such a group or taught such classes?
  1. Have you ever: been in love?
  2. more than once?
  3. known that someone was in love with you?
  4. been in love with more than one person at the same time?
  5. known that more than one person was in love with you at the same time?
  6. been engaged? (same-sex unions count for these)
  7. been involved in a broken engagement?
  8. been married?
  1. Have you ever: exaggerated an answer on a purity test?
  2. flat-out lied on a purity test?
  3. done anything purely to lower your score on a purity test?
  4. become interested in someone only after learning their score?
  5. lost interest in someone after learning their score?

Hope you enjoyed yourself.

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