Standards & Bias for Progress
		     Would Improve Education & Research
			    Vasos Panagiotopoulos

        Marvel that skills    taught in turn-of-century grade   schools  were
learnt in 1940s   high schools and  are now  taught  in colleges; Instead  of
increasing  education =value=, we have increased  only the  amount, rather we
have  =inflated= it.  Derek Price once  estimated that everyone  would have a
doctorate by 2080;  but would those doctorates  have more value than a  1920s
high school  diploma?  Bill McGill  has complained that too many universities
grant graduate degrees  they are not  qualified to give.  This inflation  has
served the feudal guild of educators quite well. But we should be reminded it
is  the    same educators who  are disproportionately    left  of the general
population. And that these educators earn the lowest college entrance scores.
Rather than adapt to the times with more efficiency,  educators pass on their
costs to the  government  and make  students  protest every  little  aid cut.
Instead,  we should emulate the  Kennedy  Moon program with a  triple-fifteen
goal:in fifteen years,fifteen percent of all new doctorates will be earned by
fifteen-year-olds.  In  this way, we would   concern ourselves more  with the
outcomes rather than incomes  of our education system.  Test-based standards,
being based  on ability, are  truer to traditional  American values  of equal
opportunity, than standards of equal payment for unequal results.
        The anti-inflation mechanism (sort of  an educator's Federal Reserve)
has long been  the Educational Testing Service  in Princeton, in  competition
with  the ACT in Iowa. Their   tests, along with  the  formerly defunct state
Regents  exams, provided  some  objective standard  of measurement.   Similar
examinations are  given  for various  state  licences which  could indicate a
self-taught  proficiency; However,  state licence exams   may not be taken by
anyone,  as there   are degree  and   apprenticeship requirements.   (Only in
Nebraska may one  take  the bar exam without   going  to law school,   but as
recently as a  quarter century ago you could  do so  in New York.)  Engineers
must   have  four years    certified  experience before  taking   the  second
professional   exam, the   first taken    near  graduation.  While  retaining
apprenticeship, we should eliminate the restraints leading to apprenticeship,
allowing =anyone= to take a proficiency exam  instead of allowing professions
(some limit  enrollment to control gluts) lawful  conspiracy  in restraint of
trade (cf  Brown 91CV3274,  1984NCAA 468US85-98,  1978PE  435US679-692).  Our
country,   crippled  by a   health-cost  crisis, can  ill-afford monopolistic
limitations such  as on a  possible Medical Baccalaureate, combining physical
therapy, nursing and chiropracty. On the other  hand, national standards must
not be allowed to   be  debased by   those with political  motivations.   The
multi-constituent sensitive Federal Reserve (cf  Bickel, Morality of  Consent
as to the depth of intent  of such systems) succeeded  where two Banks of the
US failed, yet Jimmy Carter  and G  William  Miller were able to  dangerously
approach hyperinflation.  This  is why  there must  continue to be  competing
standards  (like ACT  and   ETS)  and these    must be free   from  political
manipulation, while  their actions must  depend on views held by overwhelming
majorities of secondary and collegiate educators.
        Even some  public colleges  used to  require passing the  specialised
Graduate Record  Exam in order  to obtain  the  baccalaureate.  Such a system
would allow many poor people to educate themselves, without throwing money at
watered-down  limited    public systems.  And  it   would  provide corrective
competition   for  those  pseudacademies  that  substitute basketweaving, and
phoney  abstractions like "social  studies",  for the culturally assimilating
"Dead  European Males".  And if even  at Ivy  universities, professors are so
engrossed  in  federal research that  they  give mixed-matched old exams (for
which there is  a black market), maybe the  advance graduate and professional
levels should  also be  standardised. (One admissions   officer didn't know a
student  of the same  school had   lower grades because  he took  accelerated
honors courses.) While educators are arguing  instead for an college entrance
open essay (in which they may measure political correctness?), former Bennett
aide  Chester  Finn seeks re-introducing  standard  nationwide testing in the
lower levels. The eliminating of any objective  testing mechanism in the name
of diversity  and academic freedom results in  a  system in which  anyone can
claim some bizarre, highly specialised, Tower-of-Babel  expertise that no one
else is capable of measuring, evaluating  or contesting.  (This reminds us of
the pride Mrs.  Ciasescu placed in  her supposed engineering doctorate.)  N M
Butler reminded us to  distinguish between "educated"  and  "instructed"!  We
have the educator's cabal even enforcing its views on theological seminaries:
a  theology professor fearful of losing  employment during an internal battle
would  never  dare  offend outside academia   for  that is where  alternative
employment may be found; therefore we have a watering down of that seminary's
teachings and discipline to conform with political correctness.
        In many   European  universities, the education process   has already
degenerated  to only examinations  because  there is  not enough  room in the
classes for all the students. And as Sykes shows  in Prof_Scam (as did Barzun
in  "PhD   Octopus" in  Teacher_In_America),  today's professoriate   is more
interested in grants and bizarreness   than in teaching (hence  superfluous?)
students. Many university students report that those who attend fewer classes
get better grades because  they stay home  and study: Then  why make them pay
for the faculty? Paraphrasing Barzun: Junk education  and junk research to go
with junk bonds  and junk mail?   Barzun  reminds us that  William James (PhD
Octopus) and Woodrwow  Wilson opposed   the introduction  of the  German  PhD
(Rathsdistinction of W von Humboldt)  system as  a  union card for  teaching.
Because they  need  workhorse help for  grant-supported research  and because
they  hate dealing with  time-consuming  inquisitive students, faculty  often
intentionally admit much more pliant students  from less democratic cultures,
giving  the false  impression  that these students   are somehow always  more
qualified.  Moreover, these students from  less democratic cultures are often
openly   hostile  to  American-style non-rote    teaching   methods and  give
professors who use such methods poor evaluations.  One also wonders about the
standards that  devalue   American  students unaware of    European geography
without  equally devaluing European students  who say  "Colombia and Carolina
must be near each other since they are both  in SOUTH America."  In 1916, the
American  Association of University Professors set  up two committees: one on
academic freedom and tenure, and one on academic obligations; the latter only
met twice  before vanishing.  It was  in the imitation of the Hopkins-Chicago
German  model that faculty  gradually thought themselves  so privileged to be
beyond reproach, despite there being no precedent or academic freedom grounds
for   such diservice to  students.   European  turmoils  resulted in  fleeing
academics coming  to  the  USA,   but  rather   than  accept our     superior
AngloHellenistic concept  of the generalist,  they changed us to the corrupt,
ScythoScandoMongolic  hyperspecialist  system so  highly  specialised that no
peers exist for peer review  to be possible.  (Most attempts to build massive
bureacracies,  even by Andrew Jackson  and  Peter the Great  and the Vatican,
grew out of awe for the Chinese Censorate [Lenin wanted to operate the entire
planet like the  post office], yet  in private e-mail with "Yankee Confucius"
Wm Th de Bary, I  discovered the Censorate  was not necessarily Confucian and
perhaps not even Chinese in origin.)
        As for the triple-fifteen: The progress of a society is not measured,
as Charles Handy  wrongly claims, by keeping individuals  in school  for ever
greater fractions  of their productive lifespans  - but by quickly being able
to   provide them with   the advanced skills needed  in  our society.  Yuppie
parents are demanding higher quality education to  the extent that one report
even had a toddler with a very advanced  vocabluary who still didn't know the
words to explain why she was crying. We  should note the advances of Lozanov,
Barzakov  and Christofoli  as well  as  Tomlinson-Keasey's [9/90  J Edu  Psy]
debunking     the supposed damages     of academic   acceleration.  JFK  gave
credibility to  academic  acceleration by inviting Evelyn  Wood  to teach his
staff speedreading - today's leaders must similarly  lead by example.  We can
also not tolerate the   schoolmarmish sophistry that despises  technology and
social advancement.  While the Luddites decry television,  we are now hearing
that  children raised  on  remembering  the  continuing thread of  television
serials have expanded memory abilities.
	Likewise math-illiterate educators have been  allowed to reduce  math
to lawyerly mysterious rituals  rather than the  flexible skills necessary in
our advanced technological society.  Somehow, the  schools in the USA produce
horrible math students on average.  In the extreme, we do produce some of the
best mathematicians in the  world, especially applied mathematicians. Part of
the  problem   is  the  way    institutions have    been   created to   teach
mathematics. Those  who teach mathematics are primarily  teachers and  do not
firmly grasp  the subject matter.  In fact,  they present it  too much like a
social science. too much in terms of bizarre  abstractions like "least common
denominators"  (as  if the  course requirements  were written by  lawyers and
legislators rather than mathematical practitioners)  when it would suffice to
teach simple cross-multiplication and instead    give the students    greater
practice.  But this is  because in the USA,  we offer very nice incentives to
mathematical  practitioners in engineering  firms, in securities firms and in
computing firms. So in poorer countries,  it costs relatively little to train
a mathematician (no labs, only  blackboards, but some  computers, as well) so
they may be in abundant supply, but they can't find very many jobs outside of
teaching.  In the USA, very few  real mathematicians teach.   If the rules of
teaching unions allowed industrial practitioners to teach between jobs and in
lean  years, we  could  drastically improve   the situation.   Also, we could
provide extra  employment for teachers  in industry. especially in years when
such skills  are in short    supply.  If regular schoolteachers  also  helped
retrain workers, they  would be able to  see their  own shortcomings, because
some of these workers might even be  their former students. If schoolteachers
realised  most of  their distorted ideological  prejudices  (they do not even
believe  industry  makes  as  heavy  use of mathematics   as  it does in both
scientific as well as economic applications) do  not apply, they would better
train and motivate their students.
	What  is  outrageous is that    academicians like Charles Handy,  Tom
Peters, and Peter Drucker,  rather than being ashamed  of the decrepitness of
the university feudal system,  demand, in works  such as =Age= of =Unreason=,
that  it be extended to   the workplace; the  university  is one of the  last
surviving bastions of feudalism, and the Reagan Revolution which brought down
the  Kremilin    walls  must finally   be allowed   to   demolish the tenured
professoriate's paranoid delusions of grandeur that seeks the public pay them
tribute  in the form of   grants!  Moreover, why  do  ghetto kids need summer
vacations when they could be entering school sooner and graduating earlier so
that their parents wouldn't have  to yank them out  of school to work without
graduating?  UCD Sociologist Bennet M  Berg [NYT 02NOV69 pM63] even suggested
campus unrest was  the  product of artificial postponement   of maturity.  In
1987, Reagan   sought to  privatise the National    Institutes  of Health  so
scientists might afford to stay; might we not unify all such institutes (NIH,
NSF,  NEA,   NEH, NIST, NASA, NWS,  NOAA,    DoE-NL, EPA, USFA..)    into one
quasi-private block-granted   National   Research Chamber   (instead   of Bob
Walker's Dept of Science) that would  also disburse moneys privately donated.
In   the guise of  GrammRudmanism, these  intitutes  now target their grants;
however, porkbarrelling  congresscritters have micromanagingly legislated the
targets so  narrowly  that only  their  favorite reciepients  may obtain  the
awards. 
	Graduate  programs look down at  students  who don't take a hairshirt
approach and then encourage these students to protest every little government
cut.   Recently, academicians  were  heard thumbing  their  noses at  venture
capitalists, arguing they would no  longer need them because federal  funding
was planned to  drastically increase.  At the  same time, universities resist
any commercial discipline in  their  work habits  precisely because  if these
students got wif of how much their professors were making from consulting and
licensing, they would rebel.  This is why  universities want systems based on
grants, licensing and consulting and not on venturing  and collaboration - as
someone in the 1970s once said about India "It's  not that capitalism doesn't
exist, but you have to buy capitalism,  which you can't do  if you are poor."
A culture of  paranoia predominates in  the post-Manhattan-Project scientific
world where no researcher shares even  the slightest data or information with
his colleagues or institution.  A student would learn more from working in an
identical project in industry than for  a professor or  by taking a course in
the subject - because  faculty  are so  paranoid and possessive  about  their
knowledge.  Ultimately,  the   grubmint deserves responsibility  because  its
system of grants helped create this racketeering monstrosity. And this is the
incubator which   keeps leftism festering  even  as communism  throughout the
world has collapsed.
	For example, every so often the NSF and  its cousins announce that we
are in  a  dangerous shortage of PhDs  and  the spigot  of  graduate students
reopens to  slave in the labs only  to be dropped  at will for  not groveling
sufficiently.   Moreover, professors detest  American-born graduate  students
because   American students   actually   expect professors   to  answer their
questions and curiosities, while  foreign   students behave like   frightened
rabbits, who laugh at "Americans".  The result is that American students feel
an  inferiority about being  American  and  become transformed into  lifelong
America-haters. And a  lot of funding  programs have been  designed to obtain
results which conform to the same ideology which propogates such grants - for
example, one researcher questioning global warming  was told that without the
resultant alarmism, grants  in  that  field  would not  be forthcoming.   And
universities themselves extract substantial fees  for each grant, often using
the results of such fees for lobbying. Lobbyists have even extracted fees for
getting SBIR grants, where  the lobbyist has been  paid by being listed as an
(absentee) officer of the  firms.  Isn't it  ironic that the universities who
do the  very  best  in the   nation with  regards  to licencing  revenes (but
maintian    Vietnam-era bans  on    faculty   "commercialism") are  the  same
universities whose presidents  resigned  nearly a decade  ago due  to federal
grant irregularities?  What  is  especially  pernicious about  these   grants
addicts  is that they turn to   international agencies and eventually foreign
governments,  rather  than private industry,   to  support their habit.   The
solution would be to follow 1987 Reagan proposals for privatising the NIH and
combine  them with   the blueprints  for   the Bobby Inman Sematech  research
consortium  or the Rand   Corporation and have privatised formerly-government
foundations become  research  consortia that allows  firms to  collaborate in
funding research  and    buying  results. Moreover, grants     should  become
increasingly conditional   on  matching  private funding.  For     example, a
professor   just  hired  might be   able  to  get all  his  funding  from the
government, but there should be a  graduated scale requiring the professor to
obtain two thirds  of  funding from private sources   by the time   tenure is
attained and almost  all funding privately  by the time full professorship is
attained.
        Lastly, it is  obscene to hear  professors condemn supposed corporate
short-termism and greedily  high salaries when   they insist that  university
investments  (even  internal  venture capital)    provide maximum  annualised
returns   and that they seek     ever-higher salaries for themselves,   their
administrators and   their  lobbyists:  instead  of  behaving  like  paranoid
dictators acusing supposed "immorality" for the failure of their hare-brained
schemes -  instead of "teaching" ethics  - they should  teach by example, for
the  sad  state of societal   ethics  today is primarily   the  fault of  the
professors' hypocritical example.  We   can ill-afford to allow  faculty  who
reserve   the right  to   be  both  absent-minded  and stubbord   to continue
pretending  to teach our future leaders  justice and  competitiveness. If the
misuse of grants was as subject to regulatory nitpicking as is the trading of
securities, academia might suddenly shift its views rightward; especially now
that  academia treats funds  raised on the  stockmarket as carelessly as they
treat grants.
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   Vasos Panagiotopoulos is an NYC conservative activist and  businessman.  A 
Columbia  alumnus  and  former  NY  Federal Reserve analyst, he was listed in 
Marquis' Who's Who in Finance & Industry. His columns used to appear  in  the 
1990 NYC Tribune.