I provide direct marketing advice and information for $500 per hour, with a minimum fee of $500. Anyone sending a Web bug (a.k.a. pixel tag) to any of my addresses, will be billed for direct marketing advice/information at the basic rate of $500 for each such bug emailed. This fee applies even if the recipient rejects the cookie involved.
Payment will be accepted via PayPal or in US dollar checks drawn on a US bank.