Miscellaneous and/or Fun Links

"Terrorism" Bill

Text of the "Omnibus Counter-Terrorism Bill", S. 735. This is the one the Times now calls "a controversial 1996 law", without mentioning the names of Cl*nt*n or R*n*. "The biggest thing we didn't get was the wiretap provision -- killed by right-wing Republicans." (Rep. Charles Schumer, D-NY)

Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Bill of 1995

N Y Times coverage reported that there was legislation "to criminalize an entire class of abortions....a highly specialized procedure used in a few case..." but carefully avoided saying anything about what the "procedure" was, even by giving the title of the bill. Here is what they did not want you to read

Astrolog

Web interface to horoscope program

Signal Flags

Spell your name in naval flag code

Morse Code Translator

Translate a phrase into dots and dashes

Play Pooh Sticks

Virtual version of a relaxing game invented by a Bear of Very Little Brain

Clintov

Generate a synthetic speech in Clinton's style. "We can have fairness and still provide for safe drinking water. Russian scientists will help to pay more for a very tough crime bill."

The Southern League

"If at first you don't secede, try, try again!" Dixienet's Reb-Webmeister brings material on the League and Southern culture. Includes the Confederate Constitution and complete text of all 13 secession ordinances

United States International

In contrast, a center for groups wanting to join the US

Cats

Individual Cat Pages

Internet Cat Code

The Stephen Kings Page

Where the Stephen Kings of the net discuss how they cope with not being "THE Stephen King?"

Aquatic Ape Theory page

Discussing a theory of human origins which has attracted the interest of no less than Douglas Adams

The Darmok Dictionary

Discussion of the peculiar language in the "Darmok" episode of Star Trek:The New Generation

The Particles of Star Trek

A catalog raisonné of the countless varieties of "particles" encountered in the Star Trek milieu.

The 28-Hour Day

A TIMEly proposal

First Presleyterian Church of Elvis the Divine

Praise the King! The newest up and coming religion is now on the Web!

Zippy meets MetaHTML

And if that is not enough, try Zippyfying a page!

CultMaster 2000

Use this product to easily prove that anyone you disagree with is in a cult!

The Rapture Index

Handy reference to indicators of the imminence of the Second Coming!

Sounds of the World's Animals

If a Spanish dog goes "guah-guah", and a Swedish one goes "vov vov", what does a Thai dog say? Look it up here.

The Cemetary Gate

A virtual cemetary and monument ground on the Web, with links to others

Get Your Pope Card

Get your credentials as a Duly Authorized Pope (or Mome, for feminists). Prints out as a GIF file, suitable for copying.

The Godspell Generator

Run to generate a random belief system

Language Identifier

Type in a sentence, and the program tries to tell what language it is

Find Your Best Place Search Page

Form to find best place to live

Flat Earth Society (UNOFFICIAL!)

Jar-Jargonizer

Convert any Web page into Gunganspeak. Unquestionably one of the most useless pages on the entire Web

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