I don't know if he committed perjury, but I do know one thing: he lied to me. I saw him do it. I saw him appear on national TV and say: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." No lawyer was present to explain his words, and last night he admitted that they were untrue. I don't know much, but I know he lied to me.
The ship is gone. It's cold on this unfriendly sea.
Over there there are some lights, the lights of the Republican Part, that stood ten miles away. If I swim over there, do you think they will let me in? If I promise to adore the fetus, and serve in the Army of the Unborn?
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