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Rather than you loading the server by requesting the index page over and over just so you by chance can see different random quotes, here's a page where you can see three at a time..



Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.



We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.

— Niels Bohr



The Roadie's creed:
If it's dry, smoke it.
If it's wet, drink it.
If it moves, shag it.
If it doesn't move, load it in the truck.



By the way, many of the quotes are from the unix fortune file (heavily culled to only include my absolute favorites). Some are from Usenet, some are from email, and other are simply from the real world.

Page updated Sep 10, 1999 at 15:19 • Email: jens@panix.com

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