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But hey, opinions are what caused these pages to congeal into existence from the great quantum cloud of uncertainties and possibilities in the first place, thereby obliterating a little corner of the Great Chaos and creating some local order at the unavoidable expense of an infinitesimal sub-ripple in the gradient of global heat-death-hastening entropy we so-called "sentient life forms" leave in our wake whilst our hapless thinking-organs (starved, startled, drowned, poisoned, atrophied, overworked, underpaid, undernourished, damaged, and with alkaloids (various methylxanthines but mainly 3,7-dihydro-1,3,7-trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione) saturated chunks of wetware that valiantly struggle on in the thankless Sisyphos' quests of maintaining the fragile equilibrium between our minds' internal baseline chaos and a hostile external artificial world order (in which we (as a young and inadequate race of erect hominids) were clearly not designed to function), mere moments from the abyss the glamourous life of the severely paranoid/schizophrenic/cacatonic inmate: forced admission, institutionalization, electroshock therapy, a cozy padded cell, and a thorazine and lithium diet, as opposed to my much more desirable alternative i.e. about 350 mg of caffeine parenterally, twice a day (double that dose in the event of agrypnia)) emanate (sometimes seemingly by semantic fetters unbound) structures isomorphic to thought, after being put in various self-inflicted stimulant-induced states of near-psychotic akathisia, so therefore I sort of like opinions.