Somebody suggested my wife should make a toilet paper cake.
So she did. pic.twitter.com/8aqoRRevMb
— Michael Harris (@MichaelH_PhD) April 1, 2020
This “smart, simple, sustainable” water bottle requires:
* a custom water bottle
* an iPhone app
* special canisters
* 3 of them actually
* a monthly payment
* I would assume a lithium ion battery?
* yes, it’s a four day lithium ion battery in my sustainable water bottle pic.twitter.com/Qi3BJoMDZU
— Lee Edwards 🏳️🌈🦾 (@terronk) March 7, 2020
Seriously, this takes the internet of sh%$ to a whole new depth.
Also, have the people funding this never heard of the Juicero fiasco?
A cache of ancient Jewish recipes dating back to the inquisition has been found in Miami.
It has been published, and I want a copy:
A few years ago, Genie Milgrom came across a treasure trove of old recipes stashed away in her elderly mother’s kitchen drawers. There were hundreds of them — some in tattered notebooks, others scribbled on crumbling scraps of paper.
Upon closer examination, it became apparent to Milgrom that these were the handwritten notations of generations of women in her family. The recipes had traveled as an intact, ever-growing collection from Spain to Portugal to Cuba to the United States, reflecting not only the lives of Milgrom’s ancestors, but also the hidden heritage they had for the most part unknowingly safeguarded since the time of the Spanish Inquisition.
Milgrom, who grew up devoutly Roman Catholic in Havana and Miami, has Crypto-Jewish roots. Her ancestors were Jews who practiced Judaism in secret while outwardly living as Christians to avoid being expelled, tortured, or killed by the Church. They were Crypto-Jews until the late 17th century, and lived as Catholics from then on. Through a decade-long, intense genealogical search, Milgrom discovered that she has an unbroken Jewish maternal lineage going back 22 generations to 1405 pre-Inquisition Spain and Portugal.
Her new kosher cookbook, “Recipes of My 15 Grandmothers: Unique Recipes and Stories from the Times of the Crypto-Jews during the Spanish Inquisition,” is a tribute to those female relatives who repressed or forgot their Jewish identity over hundreds of years, but managed to preserve vestiges of it through their food.
This is is awesome.
This holiday celebrates getting to the ends of Torah, and starting back at the beginning.
There is a strong correlation between this celebration and significant alcohol induced beatitude.
Dairy Queen Burgers Are Not Made of Human Flesh, a County Coroner Is Forced to Confirm
At the risk or stating the obvious, you have to issue a denial on such an issue, and also have to include a statement from the local coroner, you have already lost the PR battle.
In Luzern County, Pennsylvania, where magistrates were found to have taken bribes, the Wyoming Valley West school district has threatened to put children in foster care over unpaid lunch bills.
It now appears that they have doubled down, and the school board has refused to take donations to clear the debt, because, “Capitalism,” or somesuch:
The president of a Pennsylvania school board whose district had warned parents behind on lunch bills that their children could end up in foster care has rejected a CEO’s offer to cover the cost, the businessman said Tuesday.
Todd Carmichael, chief executive and co-founder of Philadelphia-based La Colombe Coffee, said he offered to give Wyoming Valley West School District $22,000 to wipe out bills that generated the recent warning letter to parents.
But school board President Joseph Mazur rejected the offer during a phone conversation Monday, Carmichael spokesman Aren Platt said Tuesday. Mazur argued that money is owed by parents who can afford to pay, Platt said.
“The position of Mr. Carmichael is, irrespective of affluence, irrespective of need, he just wants to wipe away this debt,” Platt said.
The letters from the school district warned parents that they “can be sent to dependency court for neglecting your child’s right to food,” and that the children could be removed and placed in foster care.
Child welfare authorities have told the district that Luzerne County does not run its foster system that way.
Luzerne County’s manager and child welfare agency director wrote to Superintendent Irvin DeRemer, demanding the district stop making what it called false claims. DeRemer has not returned messages in recent days.
In an editorial Tuesday, the Times-Tribune of Scranton called the threats shameful and an act of hubris. The paper urged lawmakers and the state Department of Education to “outlaw such outlandish conduct by law and regulation covering lunch debt collection.”
Carmichael said he was struggling to understand why district officials would not welcome his help.
I understand Mr. Carmichael’s confusion, but it’s actually pretty simple: Joseph Mazur and the rest of ilk, are sadistic psychopaths who think that they are teaching people a useful lesson.
Some people like to use their power to inflict cruelty on others.
They are deeply evil people without a shred of decency or empathy.
Natalie has had a tough week, so I took her up for drinks. (She forgot her ID, so she ended up pouring a virgin Marguerite)
Recommendation: Give Buffalo Wild Wings a pass.
I read unimpressed by said wings.
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I was at 7-Mile Market, the largest kosher market in Baltomore today, and they had some kitchen tools hanging from a display, an onion splitter, a strawberry corer, and an ………OYSTER KNIFE????
I know of one use for an oyster knife, and that is for opening oyster.
It’s basically a paring knife with a heavy spine and a handle suited to prying up shellfish.
Shellfish are (of course) not kosher, so I am unsure as to who would be inclined to buy this knife at 7-Mile Market.
Milkshaking, protesting by tossing dairy beverages at racists, appears to have moved from the UK to the United States.
Representative Matt Gaetz just got milkshaked.
I do not support milkshaking. I think that is unAmerican.
In the United States, we favor “2nd amendment solutions”, so put down the milkshake, and pick up the gun:
A newly minted British tradition—throwing milkshakes at idiot conservatives—has arrived on the shores of the New World at last. That’s right: milkshaking has come to the good old US of A.
The target of said milkshake attack, which conservatives are already bemoaning as a sign of the end of civilization, was Rep. Matt Gaetz, who was pelted with a shake in his Florida district on Saturday, according to WKRG. Don’t worry, there’s video.
At the time of the milkshake attack, Gaetz was leaving a town hall in Pensacola, FL. As he walked outside, the Congressman was surrounded by protestors. Then one of them absolutely nailed him with a milkshake.
Police arrested Amanda L. Kondrat’yev, a 25-year-old protester who allegedly threw the milkshake, and charged her with battery. Her mugshot is pretty good.
I am amused, and I can think of no target more deserving in the House of Representatives: Gaetz is currently under investigation by the Florida bar for witness tampering by threatening Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen.
And I still do not get their affection for crab cakes. (Working lunch today)
It’s probably just me though.
I’ve never been a fan of bread based stuffing either, give me the wild rice any time.
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I just had lasagna and garlic bread after 8 days of Pesach (Passover).
It is such bliss. (Eza Machaya in Yiddish)
Alton Brown should have the Swedish Chef on as a guest on his rebooted Good Eats.
Indians in Massachusetts introduced English settlers to popcorn.
I will leave the rest to the Swedish Chef:
Setting up a company with a business plan to, “Use reentry heating to roast coffee beans.”
This is f%$#ed up and sh%$.
This is the most transparent scam since ……… I don’t know ……… Maybe Juicero?
A company called Space Roasters says it plans to use the considerable heat of reentry from space through Earth’s atmosphere to roast coffee beans. It will then sell them for the perfect cup of joe.
In an interview with Room magazine, the founders of the company, Hatem Alkhafaji and Anders Cavallini, say space is the place to look for a next-level brew. “Coffee has been roasted the same way for centuries now, and as space science has improved many technologies, we believe it is time to revolutionize coffee roasting using space technology,” the pair told the magazine.
How does it work? The company says it has patented a “space roasting capsule” in which heat from re-entry will be distributed around four cylinders each containing 75kg of coffee beans. Floating in microgravity, the beans will be evenly heated and roasted during the process. The capsule will then be recovered after landing with parachutes. “The entire process will last only 20 minutes but will end with a marvelous aroma as the hatch is opened,” the founders told the magazine.
Although the company says it will offer a “pre-sale” about a month from now, it has not set a price for these coffee beans.
We really need to start prosecuting these “move fast and break things” idiots.
— black, booked & busy (@mordkhetzvi) January 15, 2019
Some context, if you don’t get it, Donald Trump hosted a meet and eat with the NCAA football champions, and served them fast food on a silver service with candles.
I am referring, of course to The Great Boston Molasses Flood:
For bystanders, the first clue something was wrong was a sound different from the usual thrum of the overhead train. The Boston Evening Transcript later described it as “a deep rumble.”
At around 1pm on 15 January 1919, a 50ft-tall steel holding tank on Commercial Street in Boston’s North End ruptured, sending 2.3m gallons of molasses pouring into the neighborhood.
Owned by the United States Industrial Alcohol Company, the molasses had been brought to the city from the Caribbean, then piped from the harbor to the vat through 220ft of heated piping. The tank was built in 1915 to accommodate increased wartime demand. But from its inception, it leaked.
On 13 January, it had been filled almost to capacity. Two days later, parts of the metal tank ripped though trusses of the elevated train track, 20ft below. Horses and people were swept away.
A class action lawsuit arose from the flood, Dorr v United States Industrial Alcohol Company, with 119 plaintiffs including families of victims and injured parties. They argued that the tank was too thin and poorly built. The company argued that Italian anarchist groups blew up the tank.
The investigation lasted more than five years, with over a thousand witnesses testifying. In April 1925, a state auditor ruled that company’s negligence led to structural failure of the tank. Victims and their families were granted $628,000 in damages.
The first class action lawsuit against a major corporation, Dorr paved the way for modern regulation.
One local, Stephen Puleo, was working on a master’s thesis on Italian immigrants when he began to research the flood. The North End neighborhood was more than 90% Italian back then, a working class area. In 2003 Puleo published a book, Dark Tide: the Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.
Puleo told the Guardian: “The tank itself didn’t even require a permit to be built. I liked to tell people, the molasses flood did for building construction standards what the Cocoanut Grove fire did for fire standards across the country. You have these two disasters, and long-standing positive ramifications.”
Also the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.
Why we need pesky bureaucrats.
Durgin Park, the iconic Fanuil Hall restaurant is closing on January 12:
Durgin-Park, a Faneuil Hall staple since 1827, will be closing on January 12.
Employees of the historic restaurant were notified about the decision to close Wednesday.
Durgin-Park is one of the oldest restaurants in the country. It gained a reputation for its good-hearted waitresses being nearly as “fresh” as its fish.
Parent company Ark Restaurants based out of New York says it’s the nature of the business – and that the restaurant just isn’t making money like it used to.
Seriously, this sucks like 1000 hovers all going at once.
F%$# Ark Restaurants.
There are plenty of people in the Boston who are more than willing to abuse me, but none of them make prime rib, Boston baked beans, and Indian pudding like Durgin Park.
Everyone left work early today, so I decided to get Chinese at my favorite Chinese buffet in the area, as it is on the way home.
I really shouldn’t, because I tend to eat too much, and most of that stuff is really not particularly healthy, particularly if, as I do, you do lots of dumplings, kabobs, and ribs.
Well, it appears that the universe conspired to punish me for this act, because when I went in and paid for my meal, you pay upon entry, they gave me the senior citizen discount WITHOUT MY ASKING.
Hell, I didn’t even know that they HAD a senior citizen discount.
I am not amused. Not ……… One ……… Bit.