{"id":175520,"date":"2021-01-30T23:34:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-31T04:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/01\/30\/its-cold-out-wear-a-hat\/"},"modified":"2021-01-30T23:34:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-31T04:34:00","slug":"its-cold-out-wear-a-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/01\/30\/its-cold-out-wear-a-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Cold Out, Wear a Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> needed to pick up some stuff at the Wegmans in anticipation of the upcoming snowstorm, and her foot is bothering her, so I drove her there and helped her shop.<\/p>\n<p>It was cold, so I wore a hat: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-oTaogQJpQQk\/YBYzOtgtV_I\/AAAAAAAABzM\/VpbkF0Qw4eMG4C_ZoyrhZ2eBlEps1V_NgCK4BGAYYCw\/s320\/IMG_20210130_224552-742030.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-oTaogQJpQQk\/YBYzOtgtV_I\/AAAAAAAABzM\/VpbkF0Qw4eMG4C_ZoyrhZ2eBlEps1V_NgCK4BGAYYCw\/s320\/IMG_20210130_224552-742030.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, this is an aardvark hat.<\/p>\n<p>Also, yes, Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> was mortified.<\/p>\n<p> <sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the  cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she  who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sharon* needed to pick up some stuff at the Wegmans in anticipation of the upcoming snowstorm, and her foot is bothering her, so I drove her there and helped her shop. It was cold, so I wore a hat: Yes, this is an aardvark hat. Also, yes, Sharon* was mortified. *Love of my life, light &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,498,386,596],"class_list":["post-175520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-fashion","tag-humor","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}