{"id":175615,"date":"2021-01-08T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-09T01:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/01\/08\/nostra-dumbass\/"},"modified":"2021-01-08T20:44:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T01:44:00","slug":"nostra-dumbass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/01\/08\/nostra-dumbass\/","title":{"rendered":"Nostra Dumbass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>The Onion<\/i>, from 2000:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/serbia-deploys-peacekeeping-forces-to-u-s-1819565829\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 120%; font-variant: small-caps;\"><\/span><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/serbia-deploys-peacekeeping-forces-to-u-s-1819565829\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 120%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S.<\/span><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: red;\"><u><b>11\/15\/00<\/b><\/u><\/span> <span style=\"color: #2b00fe;\">3:00PM<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #2b00fe;\"><br \/>BELGRADE\u2013Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow democracy to gain a foothold there,&#8221; Kostunica said. &#8220;The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Kostunica urged Al Gore, the U.S. opposition-party leader who is refusing to recognize the nation&#8217;s Nov. 7 election results, to &#8220;let the democratic process take its course.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Though Kostunica has pledged to work with U.S. leaders, he did not rule out the possibility of economic sanctions if the crisis is not resolved soon.  <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;Note the highlighted date.<\/p>\n<p><i>The Onion<\/i> has been predicting the future for 32 years now.<\/p>\n<p><b><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion, from 2000:&nbsp; Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. 11\/15\/00 3:00PM BELGRADE\u2013Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy. &#8220;We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[375,386,612,390],"class_list":["post-175615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-elections","tag-humor","tag-prophecy","tag-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175615"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}