{"id":175646,"date":"2021-01-02T21:23:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-03T02:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/01\/02\/sharon-is-watching-the-hallmark-channel\/"},"modified":"2021-01-02T21:23:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-03T02:23:00","slug":"sharon-is-watching-the-hallmark-channel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2021\/01\/02\/sharon-is-watching-the-hallmark-channel\/","title":{"rendered":"Sharon* is Watching the Hallmark Channel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find the various movies on the channel to be sappy and formulaic, but it turns my wife into a steaming cauldron of passion, and I get mugged by her.<\/p>\n<p>Let me make it clear: I am not complaining, just making an observation.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the  cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she  who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find the various movies on the channel to be sappy and formulaic, but it turns my wife into a steaming cauldron of passion, and I get mugged by her. Let me make it clear: I am not complaining, just making an observation. *Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[415,422,385,614,421],"class_list":["post-175646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-entertainment","tag-family","tag-media","tag-television","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}