{"id":175924,"date":"2020-10-22T20:04:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-23T01:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/10\/22\/drunk-blogging-the-debates\/"},"modified":"2020-10-22T20:04:00","modified_gmt":"2020-10-23T01:04:00","slug":"drunk-blogging-the-debates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/10\/22\/drunk-blogging-the-debates\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Blogging the Debates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>10:39pm<\/b>:<br \/>Final analysis:&nbsp; Biden did not lose, so he won.<\/p>\n<p>Trump really didn&#8217;t make a case for himself though.<\/p>\n<p>I am at no risk of alcohol poisoning at this juncture, so I call this personal win.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:37pm<\/b>:<br \/>The debate is over, thank God.<\/p>\n<p>It was far less chaotic than I had anticipated.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:35pm<\/b>:<br \/>OK, I have learned that rum and coke is dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>This may be the drunkest I have ever been in a debate. <\/p>\n<p><b>10:32pm<\/b>:<br \/>F%$# this, I need to watch cat videos.<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:30pm<\/b>:<b><br \/><\/b>A quick note:&nbsp; Biden just has to not lose.<\/p>\n<p>He has managed not to lose so far.<\/p>\n<p><b>10:29pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump is talking about the bird kills and massive carbon footprint of windmills.<\/p>\n<p>This is a lie.<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>He goes back to claiming that Biden will ban fracking.&nbsp; (False)<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:26pm<\/b>:<br \/>Had to feed the cats some wet food to make sure that Destructo gets enough water in his diet.<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>I am so f%$#ing sh%$faced right now.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:23pm<\/b>:<br \/>Anthropogenic climate change comes up.<\/p>\n<p><b>10:21pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump has a valid queation, &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t you&nbsp; do anything you get anything done in the 8 years that you were VP?&#8221;&nbsp; About crime.<\/p>\n<p>This is a talking point of his, but it is accurate.<\/p>\n<p><b>10:20<\/b>:<br \/>Biden actually admits to his earlier crime bills were a mistake.<\/p>\n<p>I am completely sh%$ faced.<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:18pm<\/b>:<br \/>Biden, &#8220;This guy has a dog whistle as big as a fog horn.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Heh.<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:16pm<\/b>:<br \/>Moderator confronts Trump on his racist rhetoric.<\/p>\n<p>Trump claims to be the least racist person in the room.&nbsp; Only if David Duke is stuck with him in an elevator.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:14pm<\/b>:<b><br \/><\/b>Trump brings up a valid point:&nbsp; Biden has over 40 years in politics, and over 8 years as VP, and these things were never addressed.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t know whether this will stick.<\/p>\n<p>Thank god for real-time spell checking.&nbsp; Without it, this will be comepletely incpomprehensible.<\/p>\n<p><b>10:12pm<\/b>:<br \/>I am unequivocally drunk.<\/p>\n<p>Biden correctly reminds people that Trump called for the innocent kids from the Central Park 5.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:10pm<\/b>:<br \/>Biden talks relatively honestly, but does not mention his role in shepherding Clinton&#8217;s horrible crime bill through the Senate.<\/p>\n<p>Trump brings up the 1994 crime bill.&nbsp; (True)&nbsp; And claims that he has done more for the minority community than anyone since Lincoln (F%$#ing lie).<\/p>\n<p>Trump talks up opportunity zones, which is money to rich white developers like \u2026\u2026\u2026 Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p><b>10:08pm<\/b>:<br \/>Race in America.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Talking about &#8220;The Talk&#8221; that minorities have to give their kids a talk about how cops will just shoot you.<\/p>\n<p><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:06pm<\/b>:<b> <br \/><\/b>The colloquy over immigration is just dueling liars.<\/p>\n<p>Trump is horrible and cruel, and Obama, and by extension Biden, was horrible and cruel.<\/p>\n<p>Trump talks about immigrant murders and rapists.&nbsp; Take an drink. <br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:04pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump makes the point that punitive immigration policies start with Obama.&nbsp; The cages, etc.<\/p>\n<p>That is actually true.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Take a drink.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:02pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump talks about the beautiful wall.<\/p>\n<p>There is not enough alcohol in the world.<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>10:00pm<\/b>:<br \/>$15.00\/hr minimum wage<b>.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Trump says, &#8220;Leave it up to the states,&#8221; just like segregationists said about civil rights.<\/p>\n<p>Bullsh%$.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:58pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump says that the stimulus is a bailout for blue cities and states, and handouts to illegal aliens.<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>When the facts are on your side, pound the facts. When the law is on your side, pound the law. When neither is on you side, pound the table.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:56pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump accuses Nancy Pelosi of playing politics with stimulus.&nbsp; Well, duh!<\/p>\n<p><b>9:55pm<\/b>:<b> <br \/><\/b>Trump claims that Biden living in Scranton as a kid is a fraud.<\/p>\n<p>I need to drink more.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:52pm<\/b>:<b><br \/><\/b>Trump says that Kamala Harris is more liberal than Bernie Sanders.<\/p>\n<p>I am clearly not drinking <b>ENOUGH<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p><b>9:50pm<\/b>:<b> <br \/><\/b>Biden notes that his plan adds a public option, and that he is opposed to single payer.<\/p>\n<p>Bad move, let the ambiguity benefit your electoral prospects.&nbsp; Single payer polls over 50% with Republicans.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:49pm<\/b>:<b><br \/><\/b>Trump claims that Biden will create a single payer system.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This is:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>Not true.<\/li>\n<li>A stupid thing to accuse Biden of, it&#8217;s like accusing Biden of supporting motherhood. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>9:46pm<\/b>:<br \/>Shifts to Amy Coney Barret and Obamacare.<\/p>\n<p>Trump claims credit for eliminating the personal mandate, and that Obamacare sucks.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s right that Obamacare sucks, but he has no plan, and if he did it would be worse.<\/p>\n<p><b>9:45pm<\/b>:<br \/>The moderator is losing control.&nbsp; Will they cut the mic?<\/p>\n<p><b>9:42pm<\/b>:<br \/>The DPRK comes up.<\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s claims of his wonderful relationship with Kim are bullsh%$.<\/p>\n<p>So is Bidens&#8217;s dick swinging on the DPRK, the standard Council on Foreign Relations crap.<\/p>\n<p>Tweedle Dee, meet Tweedle Dumber.<\/p>\n<p><b>9:38pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump: China, China, China!<\/p>\n<p><b>9:34pm<\/b>:<b><br \/><\/b>Biden talks about Trump&#8217;s secret China bank accounts and his refusing to release his tax returns.<\/p>\n<p>Trump claims that he he prepaid his taxes (bullsh%$) and accuses Biden of corruption.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>More drinking.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:32pm<\/b>:<br \/>Biden talks about Trump&#8217;s formerly secret China accounts<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:30pm<\/b>: <br \/>Trump brings up the Ukraine story.&nbsp; Take two drinks.<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:28pm<\/b>: <br \/>Pivots to national security<b>, <\/b>and now it&#8217;s all Russia and Iran and election meddling.<\/p>\n<p>Screw that.&nbsp; I want to know how we get out of forever wars, and how we stop the US from being a purveyor of misery and drone strikes.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&nbsp;9:25pm<\/b>:<br \/>Good question from the moderator.&nbsp; She called out Trump for trash talking Dr. Anthony Fauci.<\/p>\n<p>Trump responds with false praise for the doctor.<\/p>\n<p><b>9:23pm<\/b>:<br \/>Biden notes that Trump is responding by blaming blue states.<\/p>\n<p>Trump responds to this by blaming blue states.<\/p>\n<p><b>9:20pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump notes that there is soaring drug abuse, domestic violence, suicides, etc. during the pandemic.<\/p>\n<p>Remind me, who is sitting in the oval office right now?<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:19pm<\/b>:<br \/>I am watching on the BBC, because American talking heads make me ill.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, there is some sort of problem at the Beeb studios, with libs not matching the words.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s refreshingly surreal.<\/p>\n<p><b>10:38pm<\/b>:<br \/>It&#8217;s over.  Jeebus.&nbsp; I need a f%$#ing drink.<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b> <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:18pm<\/b>:<br \/>Getting some cross-talk now drinking.<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:16pm<\/b>:<br \/>Biden:&nbsp; Paraphrases to, &#8220;What did he know, and when did he know it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I love it when someone uses a classic.<br \/><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:14pm<\/b>:<b><br \/><\/b>Not much interruptions yet, so I&#8217;m just having a pleasant drink and an unpleasant watch.<\/p>\n<p><b>9:13pm<br \/><\/b>Biden notes that Trump is spending his time claiming that it will go away, instead of dealing with the problems.<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:11pm<\/b>:<br \/>Trump tries to deflect to China<b>.<br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>9:09pm<\/b>:<b><br \/><\/b>Shorter version Joe Biden response on Covid-19, &#8220;This guy has no clue, and is lying, and the US is in worse shape than the rest of Europe.<\/p>\n<p><b>9:07pm<\/b>:<br \/>Donald Trump is asked about what he will\/has done on Covid-19.&nbsp; Claims that everything is good, and that he is immune.<\/p>\n<p>I think that he is arguing that he is Superman.&nbsp; Take a drink.<\/p>\n<p><b>9:04pm<\/b>:<br \/>Introduction with notes that the microphones will be off for person B when person A is asked a question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10:39pm:Final analysis:&nbsp; Biden did not lose, so he won. Trump really didn&#8217;t make a case for himself though. I am at no risk of alcohol poisoning at this juncture, so I call this personal win. 10:37pm:The debate is over, thank God. It was far less chaotic than I had anticipated. 10:35pm:OK, I have learned that &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[415,385,374,405],"class_list":["post-175924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-entertainment","tag-media","tag-politics","tag-presidential-campaign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175924"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}