{"id":175993,"date":"2020-10-04T18:09:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-04T23:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/10\/04\/adventures-in-dad-humor\/"},"modified":"2020-10-04T18:09:00","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T23:09:00","slug":"adventures-in-dad-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/10\/04\/adventures-in-dad-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in Dad Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the Sukkah, doing kiddush, and it came time to say a blessing on the bread.&nbsp; (Hamotzi)<\/p>\n<p>After that, I asked where the knife was to cut the roll, and Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> said, &#8220;Just tear up the roll.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, I scowled at the roll, and shouted at it, &#8220;You&#8217;re ugly, and your mom dresses you funny.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Minor mirth ensued.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the&nbsp; cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she&nbsp; who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the Sukkah, doing kiddush, and it came time to say a blessing on the bread.&nbsp; (Hamotzi) After that, I asked where the knife was to cut the roll, and Sharon* said, &#8220;Just tear up the roll.&#8221; So, I scowled at the roll, and shouted at it, &#8220;You&#8217;re ugly, and your mom dresses &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,386,380],"class_list":["post-175993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-humor","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175993"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}