{"id":176231,"date":"2020-08-03T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-03T23:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/08\/03\/americas-finest-news-source-2\/"},"modified":"2020-08-03T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2020-08-03T23:33:00","slug":"americas-finest-news-source-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/08\/03\/americas-finest-news-source-2\/","title":{"rendered":"America&#8217;s Finest News Source"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 120%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Congress Approves Defense Relief Funding For Americans To Receive Stimulus Aircraft Carrier<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u2014<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/congress-approves-defense-relief-funding-for-americans-1844574313\"><i>The Onion<\/i><\/a><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[Senate Majority Leader Mitch] <i>McConnell added that should Americans need to pay rent, they can always sell their aircraft carriers to the Saudi government.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Brilliant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congress Approves Defense Relief Funding For Americans To Receive Stimulus Aircraft Carrier \u2014The Onion [Senate Majority Leader Mitch] McConnell added that should Americans need to pay rent, they can always sell their aircraft carriers to the Saudi government. Brilliant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[447,464,386,666,458,390],"class_list":["post-176231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-congress","tag-good-writing","tag-humor","tag-parody","tag-recession","tag-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176231"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}