{"id":176241,"date":"2020-07-31T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-31T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/07\/31\/i-may-have-a-problem\/"},"modified":"2020-07-31T18:01:00","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T23:01:00","slug":"i-may-have-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/07\/31\/i-may-have-a-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"I May Have a Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sent this text to Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> today while she was out grocery shopping:<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: 400%; font-variant: small-caps;\">For the Love of God, Please Get Me Coffee<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p>She had already done so.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the&nbsp; cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she&nbsp; who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sent this text to Sharon* today while she was out grocery shopping: For the Love of God, Please Get Me Coffee She had already done so. *Love of my life, light of the&nbsp; cosmos, she&nbsp; who must be obeyed, my wife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,476],"class_list":["post-176241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}