{"id":176348,"date":"2020-07-07T17:55:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-07T22:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/07\/07\/ill-have-what-shes-having-2\/"},"modified":"2020-07-07T17:55:00","modified_gmt":"2020-07-07T22:55:00","slug":"ill-have-what-shes-having-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/07\/07\/ill-have-what-shes-having-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Have What She&#8217;s Having"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; padding:5px; width: 330px; float: right; text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/owjQaNW9uvc\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/><i>Preach It!<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Well, here is another sign of the apocalypse, I am favorably impressed with a realtor.  (It&#8217;s a family thing, realtors, and real estate developers, have always been the enemy)<\/p>\n<p>This realtor is just a trifle upset that she is showing houses to people who refuse to wear masks or socially distance, and she lets loose with a real &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/40yrs.blogspot.com\/search\/label\/Palmer%20Moment\">Palmer Moment<\/a>.&#8221; (You Gotta Be F%$#Ing Kidding\u2026\u2026\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking that we need to strap the never-maskers into a chair, use clips to hold their eyes, hook up the electrodes, and make them watch this over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.<\/p>\n<p>Finally an aggressive, and somewhat profane, case for masks, gloves, and social distancing that doesn&#8217;t resort to fear mongering or moralizing.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know who this woman is, but if she ever runs for office, I am making a donation.<\/p>\n<p>Also, she is wearing her f%$#ing seat-belt.<\/p>\n<p>Always wear your f%$#ing seat-belt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Preach It! Well, here is another sign of the apocalypse, I am favorably impressed with a realtor. (It&#8217;s a family thing, realtors, and real estate developers, have always been the enemy) This realtor is just a trifle upset that she is showing houses to people who refuse to wear masks or socially distance, and she &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[626,678,572,401,584],"class_list":["post-176348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-memes","tag-palmer-moment","tag-pandemic","tag-video","tag-win"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176348"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}