{"id":176614,"date":"2020-05-04T22:12:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-05T03:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/05\/04\/today-in-contrived-headlines\/"},"modified":"2020-05-04T22:12:00","modified_gmt":"2020-05-05T03:12:00","slug":"today-in-contrived-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/05\/04\/today-in-contrived-headlines\/","title":{"rendered":"Today in Contrived Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ft.com\/content\/726c571c-ffb7-45b3-ac32-12fb5d8294e2\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 130%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Run on Toilets Leaves Japanese Lavatory Makers Flush with Orders<\/span><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that whatever editor came up with that headline did not have to buy any of his own drinks that evening, though obviously, I am not privy to his personal life. (Pun intended)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Run on Toilets Leaves Japanese Lavatory Makers Flush with Orders I&#8217;m pretty sure that whatever editor came up with that headline did not have to buy any of his own drinks that evening, though obviously, I am not privy to his personal life. (Pun intended)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[400,464],"class_list":["post-176614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-funny","tag-good-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}