{"id":176744,"date":"2020-03-31T18:59:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T23:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/03\/31\/adding-a-body-part-to-my-list-of-they-who-must-not-be-named\/"},"modified":"2020-03-31T18:59:00","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T23:59:00","slug":"adding-a-body-part-to-my-list-of-they-who-must-not-be-named","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/03\/31\/adding-a-body-part-to-my-list-of-they-who-must-not-be-named\/","title":{"rendered":"Adding a Body Part to My List of They Who Must Not Be Named"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/XEV410U.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/XEV410U.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"250\" \/><\/a>In what must be a first, I feel compelled to add <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/pierced-or-not-the-mystery-over-new-york-governor-andrew-cuomos-nipples\">New York Governor Andrew Cuomo\u2019s Nipples<\/a> to my list of <b><span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\">They Who Must Not Be Named<\/span><\/b>.<\/div>\n<p>It appears that in a couple of pix with him in a polo shirt, it looked like he might have had nipple piercings.<\/p>\n<p>I do not know.  I don&#8217;t <b>WANT<\/b> to know:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Every day, New York Governor Andrew M. Cuomo holds a press conference to update the public amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic ravaging his state. After speaking, he takes questions from journalists about ventilators, social distancing, and when this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/four-ways-experts-say-coronavirus-nightmare-could-end\">whole thing might be over<\/a>. All things the public desperately needs to know, sure, but on Monday the internet had another question: Does our governor have a nipple piercing? <\/p>\n<p>Call it the delusionary effects of staying inside for three weeks or another sign of our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/there-may-be-a-coronavirus-lockdown-but-we-are-still-cruising-each-other-out-on-the-streets?ref=author\">unmitigated, isolation-induced horniness<\/a>: Some on Twitter and Reddit are convinced they can see the outline of jewelry hanging from Cuomo\u2019s chest. The rumor began over the weekend, sparked by the white \u201cState of Emergency\u201d polo he\u2019s taken to wearing. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs it just me or is Cuomo\u2019s nipple totally pierced?\u201d questioned a Reddit thread. \u201cIf it is I like him even more,\u201d one replied. \u201cDon\u2019t <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/the-golden-globes-showed-how-boring-bondage-dressing-has-become\">kink-shame<\/a> this hero,\u201d another scolded. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Please, just make this stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In what must be a first, I feel compelled to add New York Governor Andrew Cuomo\u2019s Nipples to my list of They Who Must Not Be Named. It appears that in a couple of pix with him in a polo shirt, it looked like he might have had nipple piercings. I do not know. I &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[572,374,431,421],"class_list":["post-176744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-pandemic","tag-politics","tag-they-who-must-not-be-named","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176744"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}